Subjective opinions aside, Fred is the #1 topic, right now, that you should be afraid of. Period.

I don't even need to explain why. For reasons that own obvious iotas.

I'm still trying to find where I said I would rape, uh...anybody, here on Slog. I've had no luck. Fill me in if you have any recollection of said actions. Like I said, that is totally not like me.

The most draconian thing that I can recall--that I would ever say in a written fashion linking to my proven existence--would be my anticipation that Chris Crocker might one day be raped and/or murdered. Preferably both. But I have yet to percolate that yearning notion, regardless of it's mental magnitude in my skull, so...yeah.

When did I say I was going to rape somebody on Slog?

In conclusion, in respects to latter-day events, you are unquestionably hot. But. Uh. Surprisingly short. Do not dye your hair. Ever.

; )

For the first time, uh, twice, in this past week, I have been rejected. So, what you've said is unfavorably illusive.

Despite the all-of-the-sudden realization that I--only just--have much to learn, as well as much to experience, I thank you for your punchy eulogy.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to beat off to my archive of Anderson Cooper pics. You'll understand.

BWAAANANANANANNANANANANA!

Mitt's got the answers and the abilities. Go here for more: http://nyformitt.blogspot.com/

Mitt's got the answers and the abilities. Go here for more: http://nyformitt.blogspot.com/

Your link provides nothing more than feckless hope that anybody with an IQ below 40 will swiftly side with your revered candidate based on your shitty, unrefined perspective of that pseudo-religious shithead ex-Governor of Massachusetts.

Just sayin'.

@14

I happen to work for a multi-billion dollar software company. That alone should explain why I have so much free time to Slog the day away. But no, I actually go to the office, Mon-Fri, standard hours, even though that is none of your business, 'Natalya'.

@15

Thanks. Seriously. After your threw that straight in my face, I haven't been able to shake it off. If I ever have, I'd honestly like to see where, so I could at least illustrate the gross insubordination. Regardless, wablahabwa, thanks for the reassurance that I didn't threaten to rape* the shit out of somebody here on Slog.

*P.S. If I ever did, it was probably gearing in the direction of Mr. Frizzelle, aka: stud muffin. He's just beggin' to be raped. Ugh!

He continues to rise in the polls daily. Guys, your attempts (and the media in general) to get rid of him aren't working. But at least you are smart enough to be afraid. :)