Do they have a vegan version? Hair Nayonnaise?
"Hair shaft" sounds like a Hump submittal
OR you can just use real mayonaise. Chicks used to do that all the time back in the 70s.
@2 So does "carrot oil".
where do you get moustache wax, anyway?
From your ears.
@3 - This probably is real mayonnaise. Except since it's for hair, they charge $12.95 instead of $4.
Oh, it's organic ... $15.95 is my guess.
@7 - Ha ... didn't see the price in the picture ... $10.49 for a jar of mayonnaise!
it's for the sistas. they also sell cholesterol for the hair, too. no joke.
It sucks when you can't find some decent mustache wax. I've been in that boat.
That literally made me throw up a little bit. Ick.
@9: I was totally gonna point out the bottle of CHOLESTEROL below the hair mayo.
Seriously, what's worse: mayo for your hair, or cholesterol? Should I ask my doctor?
Does no one have dry/curly hair? Bleached even? This stuff works.
I have found Hair Mayonnaise very tasty on slightly toasted bread with cheddar cheese and either ham or turkey ham. Use a bit of lettuce but tomato or pickles can overpower the wonderful Hair Mayonnaise flavor.
Yeah, gross. Mayonnaise in the hair is the most revolting thing I've ever tried. And I've tried a lot of things, including mashed up banana (too chunky, hell to wash out, didn't do any good) and olive oil (garlic-infused, to my disgust when I realized).
Where were you shopping? This is generally found in the "ethnic hair care aisle" next to Wave Noveau and Afro Sheen. I'm not surprised you don't know what it is Chris - it's for us nappy headed hos
Clubman Moustache Wax
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That would make me want to eat hair, being that I am a disciple in the Church of Mayonnaise.
How has nobody mentioned hair placenta?
@19 - oh, the memories...
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