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Do they have a vegan version? Hair Nayonnaise?

Posted by Ziggity | September 14, 2007 8:44 AM
2

"Hair shaft" sounds like a Hump submittal

Posted by elrider | September 14, 2007 8:45 AM
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OR you can just use real mayonaise. Chicks used to do that all the time back in the 70s.

Posted by monkey | September 14, 2007 8:52 AM
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@2 So does "carrot oil".

Posted by muckfetro | September 14, 2007 8:56 AM
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where do you get moustache wax, anyway?

Posted by maxsolomon | September 14, 2007 8:56 AM
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From your ears.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 9:00 AM
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@3 - This probably is real mayonnaise. Except since it's for hair, they charge $12.95 instead of $4.

Oh, it's organic ... $15.95 is my guess.

Posted by Mahtli69 | September 14, 2007 9:04 AM
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@7 - Ha ... didn't see the price in the picture ... $10.49 for a jar of mayonnaise!

Posted by Mahtli69 | September 14, 2007 9:07 AM
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it's for the sistas. they also sell cholesterol for the hair, too. no joke.

Posted by shuttlecock666 | September 14, 2007 9:41 AM
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It sucks when you can't find some decent mustache wax. I've been in that boat.

Posted by Curtains | September 14, 2007 9:42 AM
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That literally made me throw up a little bit. Ick.

Posted by Emily | September 14, 2007 9:47 AM
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@9: I was totally gonna point out the bottle of CHOLESTEROL below the hair mayo.

Seriously, what's worse: mayo for your hair, or cholesterol? Should I ask my doctor?

Posted by Me | September 14, 2007 9:56 AM
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Does no one have dry/curly hair? Bleached even? This stuff works.

Posted by kate | September 14, 2007 10:09 AM
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I have found Hair Mayonnaise very tasty on slightly toasted bread with cheddar cheese and either ham or turkey ham. Use a bit of lettuce but tomato or pickles can overpower the wonderful Hair Mayonnaise flavor.

Posted by Touring | September 14, 2007 10:19 AM
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Yeah, gross. Mayonnaise in the hair is the most revolting thing I've ever tried. And I've tried a lot of things, including mashed up banana (too chunky, hell to wash out, didn't do any good) and olive oil (garlic-infused, to my disgust when I realized).

Posted by Katelyn | September 14, 2007 10:27 AM
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Where were you shopping? This is generally found in the "ethnic hair care aisle" next to Wave Noveau and Afro Sheen. I'm not surprised you don't know what it is Chris - it's for us nappy headed hos

Posted by Mariana | September 14, 2007 10:55 AM
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Clubman Moustache Wax
by Pinaud
available thru
Amazon.com

Posted by old timer | September 14, 2007 12:30 PM
18

That would make me want to eat hair, being that I am a disciple in the Church of Mayonnaise.

Posted by m | September 14, 2007 1:22 PM
19

How has nobody mentioned hair placenta?

Posted by jamier | September 14, 2007 2:35 PM
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@19 - oh, the memories...

Posted by Mariana | September 14, 2007 4:00 PM

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