Oh, and Darren... you're welcome to return to where ever it is you came from if you don't like it here.

I specifically -- SPECIFICALLY -- remember asking about that and I know god damn well you all said NEXT Friday. Who is responsible for this fuck up? It's just so DIS-organized!

Darren, I am sorry. On behalf of everyone, I for one apologize. But it isn't ME who makes up the schedule, and if it WAS, well, lets just say we'd be seeing some new faces around here and then shit would go down ON time, AS scheduled.

This is bullshit, man.

Lithuanian chickks are hot but I'm into Czechs and Poles.

Darren Misklashuvacis on the otherhand, he's into checkin' poles.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=q89&q=Darren+Misklashuvacis&btnG=Search

But why be proud of Latvian heritage? Didn't they get their asses wiped out by the Russians? And I think the Polish as well. THE FUCKING POLISH!!!!

The Latvians are the pussies of Europe, well that and the French....those capitulators!!! LOL!!!

You dare me to say anything bad about the Latvians? Real Latvian patriots are awesome. But all the Balkan people know that *some* Latvians were Nazi sympathizers with their lips firmly welded to the SS officers asses. Shit, Darren, your mom or grandma was probably some dumbass peasant girl who spread her legs for the Gauleiter because she thought the third reich was going to last for 1000 years. She told you she married a nice Latvian boy, but didn't you hear her singing "Deutchland Uber Alles" every night after bedtime?

He goes off on a typical anti-gay rant, which, as Daniel Freykis proved, guarantees a Slog post. Then, he hits on one of The Stranger's favorite gripes: condos, and proves himself one of the feared homophobic condo-owning recent transplants to Seattle. It turns out that he reads Slog and he has revealed that he's Latvian. Am I the only one who remembers the Hutcherson Latvian saga of several months ago?

Either this is a huge coincidence or this guy is the best troll ever.

Isn't that where Pastor Hutch went claiming bona fides from the State Dept.?

No wonder Darren is such a douchebag - his relatives over there are probably still trying to figure that one out...

Personally, I wouldn't touch a non-native born Latvian with a ten foot pole. Even if he really does have a "condo", it was probably bought with Mafia money, and he's here to get free medical care to deal with his social diseases.

Yes, I'm afraid that "Darren" doth protest too much. But wouldn't you if you had to result to being a transvestite prostitute in a strange land to pay for your mistakes at the hand of an unscrupulous real estate agent?

It's really quite sad, when you think about it.

Hey assholes! You know why I found out about your little bash the Latvians party here? Its because this FAGGOT Shmader sent me an email BRAGGING about how he had organized all his minions to come running and threaten me! DON'T FUCKING PAT YOURSELVES ON THE FUCKING BACK, FAGGOTS AND FRIENDS OF FAGGOTS!!!!! I posted here because it is WAR and this shit is NOT going to go untramelled!!!!!!

LATVIANS = shock troop of the BALTICS. Ukraine + Polski solid stock of strong, real men and beautiful women! BALTS are HERRENVOLK and the REAL source of das herrenmensch!

Fuck you FAGGOTS and if you want a riot keep FUCKING with ME!!!!!

I imagine your life is a lot like a Latvian version of "The Sopranos".

@DD: If Schmader is toying with you, he must be really, really bored. Because you're pretty fuckin' boring dude.

But, should he be a real thing, I say 'Deport this disease'.

It is funny how so many of those Balt-slavs come over here looking for "The Land of the Free"...etc., and are just here to make a quick buck while running down everything and everyone here.

Now the 'tards are showing up in Comcast ads.

Deport the bastards I say.

I mean, if I acted like you and said that I'm representative of all Scotsmen, I could be assured of the same type of treatment.

Well, maybe not... People would probably throw in a lot of sheep and kilt jokes, but you get the idea...

So, keep on "representin'"... Because you're the naked floorshow!

In other news, DDM sent me the following email this morning:

"You thought you could keep me down huh, threaten me and whatever else? You and your FAGGOT army can get FUCKED I am standing TALL dude just like the song says UNBROKEN UNBOWED!!!!!!!! EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN BITCH! You want some STEP INTO THE RING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - DD"

I recognize the Poison quote and the GNR quote, but who's responsible for "Unbroken, Unbowed"?

Also, as he's now referred to himself as a rose besieged by faggy thorns, I'm almost certain he's fiction. And next year's Genius awards are so far away!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invictus

Guy on cellphone: "Venice Beach, yeah, it's wild! Really wild. Yeah, they used to call it Muscle Beach. [More boring shit about Venice Beach.] Yeah, my apartment's on Capitol Hill. [pause] Yeah, I didn't know till I got here, like San Francisco and Seattle, the biggest populations. But it doesn't really bother me... I'm only here for one more year, till my girlfriend starts grad school. Colorado."

Great. Another straight who "came over here never knowing it was overrun with faggots." At least he wasn't stupid enough to buy a condo!