Comments on Craig's Out

Oh. Stepping out of the Senate. That's too bad.

If you choose to believe that you are watching me poop in your yard, then that is what you choose to believe.

Roy Cohn is not a homosexual. Roy Cohn is a heterosexual man who fucks around with guys.

Angels in America

Now that it’s all over but the crying, I have to ask: What in the world can you get away with in a busy airport restroom? Like logistically?

I mean really, it’s not like a conveniently located storage room off the high school band’s rehearsal space, or the swim coach’s office, or even the servants’ quarters at a recently renovated antebellum Atlanta mansion.

Seriously, WTF?

Dude, you're a homo. And everybody knows.

This asshole voted to impeach Pres Clinton, and voted to convict him in those proceedings. Let this fucker rot in Hell with the rest of his fellow Nazi-Republicans.

I'm on assignment in Germany right now, and these sanctimonious, hypocritical assholes put the Dritter Reich to shame.

Bye, Larry, but don't tell you're not gay.

Bye, Larry, but don't tell me it's because, by staying, you would distract from the business of Idaho.

We know you are leaving because the Republican Party wants you to go, so that they have a better chance of retaining your Senate seat with you gone.

Bye, Larry.

Bye.

Hey Larry, next time try Denny's.

In related news, superhetero family man and steaming clusterdouche Sen. Larry Craig announced today he will be bringing a lawsuit against his own bowels for entrapping him in the bathroom stall in the first place.

Lemme think.... I'm in the bathroom... I peek through the stall crack..... I wait for someone to get out, I go in and tap my foot... and then I tap it again and then my foot STRAYS into someone else's stall.... and then my hand swipes the bottom of the stall... and it WASN'T ME... WTF??? Who the fuck believes this asshole??? I don't know about you people but if I'm innocent, THERE'S NO WAY I'M PLEADING GUILTY...

So long you lying sack of shit.