Slog - Comments on Chris Crock--Wait, Maury Povich is Still on the Air?

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:56:02 -0800

Keep ridin' the coattails of Britney, Chris.

Maury used to be hot. Now he just looks like a mummy. Vomit.

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:00:15 -0800

Maury is still on the air? I thought he was canceled ages ago!!??

Comment by seattle98104

seattle98104 — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:07:10 -0800

But, why go on Maury?

Did Chris get some chick pregnant but pass a lie detector test proving his innocence only to be outed as the true father by a paternity test? Or maybe they tracked down his long lost brother Seth Green ...

Comment by Boomer in NYC

Boomer in NYC — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:14:05 -0800

Wow.

From YouTube to Maury Povich in less than two weeks. The life cycle of celebrity is rapidly approaching that of a fruit fly.

Comment by kerri harrop

kerri harrop — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:23:42 -0800

i can't watch that clip, chris crocker makes me want to gouge my own eyes out.

but, man, i am impressed that maury STILL has a tv show. what's next? a golden girls reality show?

confidential to dan: i am back on vashon. keep this in mind when reading any comments i make today. to employ an unfortunate term: it's always 4:20 on the rock.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:23:59 -0800

The fame clock is now at 11:32... 11:31... 11:30... 11:29

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:26:55 -0800

kerri @ 5: word. chris is just too painful to endure.

Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER

UNPAID BLOGGER — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:31:29 -0800

I hate to extend this trainwreck longer then it has to be, but has anyone seen the Chris Crocker Gimme More video?

Bitch is crazy as a shithouse rat!

Comment by NELBOT

NELBOT — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:33:22 -0800

for some reason the audio didn't work on this video and I was actually thankful!

Comment by meh

meh — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:37:21 -0800

I'm very disappointed to find that I'm sporting the same haircut as Chris Crocker. How embarassing is that?! Luckily I retired my 2 piece leopard print spandex outfit years ago...

Comment by ka chunk

ka chunk — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:41:36 -0800

Nice Jerri Blank hair he's got.

Comment by park

park — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:11:02 -0800

Ha ha..

Maury to Chris: "America will never - ever - forget you."

Yeah, except in 4 seconds.

Comment by frederick r

frederick r — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:20:30 -0800

Yes, sex and stunts have gone too far.

Comment by Katelyn

Katelyn — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:20:59 -0800

Please stop slogging about Crocker. It's only feeding the monster.

Comment by and

and — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:25:14 -0800

snore.

Comment by Amelia

Amelia — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:30:50 -0800

Amen 14!

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:48:45 -0800

LMAO, Dude, going on maury...lmao. this is a good career decision?

Comment by maxsolomon

maxsolomon — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:04:49 -0800

here's what 30+ years of knowing out homos as teachers, friends, and peers has made me comfortable stating: i don't hate all homosexuals, but i hate THAT homosexual.

shut up & BECOME something (other than an annoying bitch) before seeking fame.

Comment by brappy

brappy — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:10:42 -0800

I can't believe he was upset that Fox News called him a "she/he" yet he chooses to say "we're both beautiful women" in reference to himself and Britney Spears.

Comment by Clint

Clint — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:33:40 -0800

Is there anyway we can up the count from 2 or 3 Sloggings a day to maybe 5 or 6? I feel like there must be so much more depth under that exterior we don't know about yet.

What type of toothpaste does she/he use? Please investigate ASAP!

Comment by Formica

Formica — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:29:55 -0800

When I first scrolled past I thought that was Victoria Beckham.

Comment by spencer

spencer — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:43:35 -0800

So did I, Formica @21. He could be the spawn of Posh and Jeri Blank (whom he also resembles now, as someone noted above).

Comment by supergp

supergp — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:01:04 -0800

Agreed with 14. Please stop the Crocker nonsense.

Comment by ugh.

ugh. — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:50:14 -0800

The stranger must really love this guy...fuck he is a little whiny bitch.

Comment by regina hackett

regina hackett — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:19:52 -0800

Who are you people? Leave Chris Crocker alone!

Comment by Essex

Essex — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:45:32 -0800

Chris has it - fame awaits

More camera link than any person in the past decade.

Like Brando, and many of the old stars.

Link with the camera.

He will win an academy award in five years.

the right Script and THE RIGHT director.

Chris has it - sorry you all are so used to no talent TV shit.

Chris - remember Australia and Italy.

America is maybe played out for talent, all is synthetic, plastic blow up.

By the way fart heads, Maury P. pays well - suspect 25,000.00 to come on the show.

Comment by Essex

Essex — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:53:54 -0800

I like him - lots of talent - look for major movie

Camaera loves him