Keep ridin' the coattails of Britney, Chris.

Maury used to be hot. Now he just looks like a mummy. Vomit.

Maury is still on the air? I thought he was canceled ages ago!!??

But, why go on Maury?

Did Chris get some chick pregnant but pass a lie detector test proving his innocence only to be outed as the true father by a paternity test? Or maybe they tracked down his long lost brother Seth Green ...

Wow.

From YouTube to Maury Povich in less than two weeks. The life cycle of celebrity is rapidly approaching that of a fruit fly.

i can't watch that clip, chris crocker makes me want to gouge my own eyes out.

but, man, i am impressed that maury STILL has a tv show. what's next? a golden girls reality show?

confidential to dan: i am back on vashon. keep this in mind when reading any comments i make today. to employ an unfortunate term: it's always 4:20 on the rock.

The fame clock is now at 11:32... 11:31... 11:30... 11:29

kerri @ 5: word. chris is just too painful to endure.

I hate to extend this trainwreck longer then it has to be, but has anyone seen the Chris Crocker Gimme More video?

Bitch is crazy as a shithouse rat!

for some reason the audio didn't work on this video and I was actually thankful!

I'm very disappointed to find that I'm sporting the same haircut as Chris Crocker. How embarassing is that?! Luckily I retired my 2 piece leopard print spandex outfit years ago...

Nice Jerri Blank hair he's got.

Ha ha..

Maury to Chris: "America will never - ever - forget you."

Yeah, except in 4 seconds.

Yes, sex and stunts have gone too far.

Please stop slogging about Crocker. It's only feeding the monster.

snore.

Amen 14!

LMAO, Dude, going on maury...lmao. this is a good career decision?

here's what 30+ years of knowing out homos as teachers, friends, and peers has made me comfortable stating: i don't hate all homosexuals, but i hate THAT homosexual.

shut up & BECOME something (other than an annoying bitch) before seeking fame.

I can't believe he was upset that Fox News called him a "she/he" yet he chooses to say "we're both beautiful women" in reference to himself and Britney Spears.

Is there anyway we can up the count from 2 or 3 Sloggings a day to maybe 5 or 6? I feel like there must be so much more depth under that exterior we don't know about yet.

What type of toothpaste does she/he use? Please investigate ASAP!

When I first scrolled past I thought that was Victoria Beckham.

So did I, Formica @21. He could be the spawn of Posh and Jeri Blank (whom he also resembles now, as someone noted above).

Agreed with 14. Please stop the Crocker nonsense.

The stranger must really love this guy...fuck he is a little whiny bitch.

Who are you people? Leave Chris Crocker alone!

Chris has it - fame awaits

More camera link than any person in the past decade.

Like Brando, and many of the old stars.

Link with the camera.

He will win an academy award in five years.

the right Script and THE RIGHT director.

Chris has it - sorry you all are so used to no talent TV shit.

Chris - remember Australia and Italy.

America is maybe played out for talent, all is synthetic, plastic blow up.

By the way fart heads, Maury P. pays well - suspect 25,000.00 to come on the show.

I like him - lots of talent - look for major movie

Camaera loves him