Doesn't look like Jesus at all, but, uh, okay. Whatevs.
Damn Dan, you're slogging at a record pace today!
Uhm, excuse me but Jesus wasn't TIED to the cross... he was NAILED... with 9" nails. HOT!
He's name is Fistenberg. Fistenberg? Tell me thats not real, it just can't be.
@3 I am pretty sure this Jesus is going to get nailed too.
Maybe that's what's missing from the poster. It would be a spoiler to show hard 9'' dicks pounding His flesh into wood.
Turn the other cheek, Jesus! TURN IT!
Suffer the little children, cum onto me.
They should show this as a double feature with "Mother Theresa the Musical".
I CANNOT WAIT for the Fox News firestorm!
Sean Hannity will be on double duty, what with screeching at the top of his lungs and simultaneously masturbating under his desk...
A gay porn starring Jesus?I can't imagine this is the first.
where's the artistry? what, they can't find a semetic-looking porn actor guy with long hair? he looks like a goy boy what just walked out of any amercian gay bar circa 2007. please. fantasy needs these supports, you know, to get some suspension of disbelief going...?
Nice package, Jebus.
Ellarosa @11: Amen.
So the participants can scream, "oh God!" and "Jesus Christ!" while getting fucked and it won't be taking the Lord's name in vain! :)
Hahahaaha!!! Transgressive humor at its best. Just in the concept. I'm sure like most porn, in execution the only successful humor it will achieve is utterly accidental.
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The musical version is called "Jesus Christ: Superstud!"
I've seen it done, and done better, in Something Positive.
Back in the porn heyday of the 1970's, there was suposedly a gay porn epic about the life of Christ entitled "HIM". The film is incredibly obscure, so much so that many cult/mondo/sleaze fans debate if it even actually exists.
Greg: That was brilliant stuff.
I still think "The Da Vinci Load" is tops when it, um, comes to titles.
WOOF! My mother will be THRILLED when she finds out I finally started worshiping Jesus.
i find jesus-y/hippie-ish guys hot and then these guys blow it by casting some crew cut A/F dude as Jesus...WHERE'E THE MOTHERFUCKIN' LONG JESUS HAIR?!?!?!?
I'm already making a list (checking it twice) of lucky people who will be receiving this, undoubtedly the Best Christmas Present Ever.
18: The concept of a porn flick starring Jesus was invented by conservative hack Michael Medved as part of his otherwise amusing look at classic schlock, "The Golden Turkey Awards." The book had a contest of sorts, described on the back cover, that asked the reader to identify the one fake movie amid all the other terrible crap they'd neither seen nor heard of. Medved has admitted that "Him" was made up and was the fake film referenced on the back cover.
Explorer @ 24, how do I get on your Christmas list?
I would find this hilarious if I wasn't so freakin scared of what the Christians zealots are gonna do when they see this.
Seriously. There are scary "Christians" out there who would hunt down gays and hurt them after seeing this.
So I googled "jesus quotes" and they all read better now.
"The Kingdom (of Heaven) is inside you and it is outside you"
"Split a piece of wood, and I am there"
"He who believes in me will also do the works that I do"
"and Greater Works than These will he do..."
"Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied."
This last one seems like it was directed at Larry Craig
"Ask, and it will be given you;
Seek, and you will find;
Knock, and it will be opened to you."
"This is my body, eat."
"I shall make your fishers of men."
"It is finished."
"This is my body, eat."
"I shall make you fishers of men."
25: Thanks for the info. I should have known that so "Dirty" a concept could only have come from a right-wing religious conservative.
Anything that makes the self-righteous Fox Media and virtuecrats explode makes me smile. This made my day
All I can say is this: Thank God my Orthodox Greek fiancée doesn't read this blog.
I think her head would explode. ;)
My Top Five Comments after Watching The Passio Trailer:
1. Why remake Passion of the Christ if it already a porn movie?
2. Technically shouldn’t they be talking dirty to each other in Aramaic not Latin?
3. Does this mean that all guys I see with 2 x 4s in their back pockets in the Castro are flagging to be crucified?
4. No one will forget the turning water sports into wine scene!
5. I had always assumed that there was rimming at the last supper, I was glad to have that confirmed.
This movie looks hilarious. What better way to celebrate Jewish New Year, Rosh hashanah this week that to watch Christian porn!
The Stranger should host a Jewish New Year party with a showing of this movie!
I'll post something about it on J-Date.
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