Slog - Comments on Bill Donahue's Gonna Blow http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow Dark Alley Media--a gay porn company--got a lot of press for their last release, Gaytanamo, "a gleeful mockery of the government’s war on terror and the Guantanamo prisons." Now they've made a porn flick--starring Jesus. Matthias Von Fistenberg’s Passio will surely make a few Fox News anchors explode--and not in a good way. In fact, it is safe to say that even those non-acolytes of the “fair and balanced” network will be disturbed by von Fistenberg’s Jesus. This savior could care less about clothing the naked or feeding the hungry, unless the meal’s cock. Read all about it at Queerty.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:38:32 -0800 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:01:38 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Doesn't look like Jesus at all, but, uh, okay. Whatevs.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806594 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806594 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:44:02 -0800 Comment by Carollani Damn Dan, you're slogging at a record pace today!

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806597 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806597 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:45:15 -0800 Comment by monkey Uhm, excuse me but Jesus wasn't TIED to the cross... he was NAILED... with 9" nails. HOT!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806600 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806600 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:45:52 -0800 Comment by Giffy He's name is Fistenberg. Fistenberg? Tell me thats not real, it just can't be.

@3 I am pretty sure this Jesus is going to get nailed too.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806603 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806603 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:47:14 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Maybe that's what's missing from the poster. It would be a spoiler to show hard 9'' dicks pounding His flesh into wood.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806608 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806608 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:50:47 -0800 Comment by Katelyn Turn the other cheek, Jesus! TURN IT!

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806616 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806616 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:56:08 -0800 Comment by Giffy Suffer the little children, cum onto me.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806624 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806624 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:00:59 -0800 Comment by Sweetie They should show this as a double feature with "Mother Theresa the Musical".

]]> Sweetie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806633 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806633 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:05:01 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER I CANNOT WAIT for the Fox News firestorm!

Sean Hannity will be on double duty, what with screeching at the top of his lungs and simultaneously masturbating under his desk...

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806636 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806636 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:07:20 -0800 Comment by Marla T A gay porn starring Jesus?I can't imagine this is the first.

]]> Marla T http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806641 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806641 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:09:29 -0800 Comment by ellarosa where's the artistry? what, they can't find a semetic-looking porn actor guy with long hair? he looks like a goy boy what just walked out of any amercian gay bar circa 2007. please. fantasy needs these supports, you know, to get some suspension of disbelief going...?

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806646 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806646 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:11:29 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA Nice package, Jebus.

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806655 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806655 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:23:57 -0800 Comment by Christin Ellarosa @11: Amen.

]]> Christin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806660 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806660 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:28:53 -0800 Comment by boonimusprime So the participants can scream, "oh God!" and "Jesus Christ!" while getting fucked and it won't be taking the Lord's name in vain! :)

]]> boonimusprime http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806668 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806668 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:32:46 -0800 Comment by christopher Hahahaaha!!! Transgressive humor at its best. Just in the concept. I'm sure like most porn, in execution the only successful humor it will achieve is utterly accidental.
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]]> christopher http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806673 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806673 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:36:02 -0800 Comment by Cato the Younger Younger The musical version is called "Jesus Christ: Superstud!"

]]> Cato the Younger Younger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806679 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806679 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:49:16 -0800 Comment by Greg I've seen it done, and done better, in Something Positive.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806687 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806687 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:59:43 -0800 Comment by Richard R. Back in the porn heyday of the 1970's, there was suposedly a gay porn epic about the life of Christ entitled "HIM". The film is incredibly obscure, so much so that many cult/mondo/sleaze fans debate if it even actually exists.

]]> Richard R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806691 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806691 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:01:52 -0800 Comment by Gloria Greg: That was brilliant stuff.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806694 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806694 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:03:21 -0800 Comment by Wowza I still think "The Da Vinci Load" is tops when it, um, comes to titles.

]]> Wowza http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806707 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806707 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:19:15 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER Um, so is the last supper going to turn into a bukkake scene...?

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806730 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806730 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:43:37 -0800 Comment by Jake WOOF! My mother will be THRILLED when she finds out I finally started worshiping Jesus.

]]> Jake http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806742 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806742 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:51:06 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways i find jesus-y/hippie-ish guys hot and then these guys blow it by casting some crew cut A/F dude as Jesus...WHERE'E THE MOTHERFUCKIN' LONG JESUS HAIR?!?!?!?

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806744 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806744 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:53:42 -0800 Comment by Explorer I'm already making a list (checking it twice) of lucky people who will be receiving this, undoubtedly the Best Christmas Present Ever.

]]> Explorer http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806752 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:59:47 -0800 Comment by GrammarCop 18: The concept of a porn flick starring Jesus was invented by conservative hack Michael Medved as part of his otherwise amusing look at classic schlock, "The Golden Turkey Awards." The book had a contest of sorts, described on the back cover, that asked the reader to identify the one fake movie amid all the other terrible crap they'd neither seen nor heard of. Medved has admitted that "Him" was made up and was the fake film referenced on the back cover.

]]> GrammarCop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806765 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806765 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:16:36 -0800 Comment by chrisdiani Explorer @ 24, how do I get on your Christmas list?

]]> chrisdiani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806769 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806769 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:20:10 -0800 Comment by hiding under bed I would find this hilarious if I wasn't so freakin scared of what the Christians zealots are gonna do when they see this.

Seriously. There are scary "Christians" out there who would hunt down gays and hurt them after seeing this.

]]> hiding under bed http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806774 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806774 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:31:09 -0800 Comment by PdxRitchie So I googled "jesus quotes" and they all read better now.


"The Kingdom (of Heaven) is inside you and it is outside you"


"Split a piece of wood, and I am there"


"He who believes in me will also do the works that I do"


"and Greater Works than These will he do..."


"Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied."

This last one seems like it was directed at Larry Craig


"Ask, and it will be given you;

Seek, and you will find;

Knock, and it will be opened to you."

]]> PdxRitchie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806779 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806779 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:35:47 -0800 Comment by andy christ, aka AndyX "This is my body, eat."

"I shall make your fishers of men."

"It is finished."

]]> andy christ, aka AndyX http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806794 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806794 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:03:20 -0800 Comment by andy christ, aka AndyX "This is my body, eat."

"I shall make you fishers of men."

]]> andy christ, aka AndyX http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806795 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806795 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:03:33 -0800 Comment by Richard R. 25: Thanks for the info. I should have known that so "Dirty" a concept could only have come from a right-wing religious conservative.

]]> Richard R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806911 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806911 Homo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 23:20:49 -0800 Comment by Steel36 Anything that makes the self-righteous Fox Media and virtuecrats explode makes me smile. This made my day

]]> Steel36 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806931 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806931 Homo Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:44:23 -0800 Comment by Toby All I can say is this: Thank God my Orthodox Greek fiancée doesn't read this blog.

I think her head would explode. ;)

]]> Toby http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806940 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c806940 Homo Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:08:07 -0800 Comment by Nick My Top Five Comments after Watching The Passio Trailer:

1. Why remake Passion of the Christ if it already a porn movie?
2. Technically shouldn’t they be talking dirty to each other in Aramaic not Latin?
3. Does this mean that all guys I see with 2 x 4s in their back pockets in the Castro are flagging to be crucified?
4. No one will forget the turning water sports into wine scene!
5. I had always assumed that there was rimming at the last supper, I was glad to have that confirmed.

]]> Nick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c807184 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c807184 Homo Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:23:12 -0800 Comment by Issur This movie looks hilarious. What better way to celebrate Jewish New Year, Rosh hashanah this week that to watch Christian porn!

The Stranger should host a Jewish New Year party with a showing of this movie!
I'll post something about it on J-Date.

]]> Issur http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c807604 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/bill_donahues_gonna_blow#c807604 Homo Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:01:38 -0800