You must be really fuckin' bored. You've changed the picture in this post twice, and now in your Star post. I need to give you that present!

I'll do it!! After my vasectomy it couldn't be that bad. Trust me, you haven't lived until you have experienced the smell of your own nuts burning.

I'm sorry, you lost me after I started thinking about dreamy librarians.

Hey, is that internet teen porn sensation Brandi Belle? It looks like her, and she has the same bored expression Brandi always has when she's jacking off some loser's junk.

"Got my balls on your mind?" might now be a triple entendre?

@2, where did you get that burning nuts vasectomy? That doesn't sound like the procedure in the Dr. Snip pamphlet.

It was on the Eastside. The Dr's name was Narender Sude, which I always thought was funny, because it is (sort of) an anagram of Surrender Nude, which is just what I did. It is not like they dipped my balls in lighter fluid or anything but they do soder the "strings" when they have finished with the knots. I was too drugged out to notice until I smelled burning and saw a small puff of smoke.

sicko, you got it, and her boredom is immaculate. like a star on a cold night, hers is a sex with no heat.

Real progress will be when they can develop stem cells from fully mature sperm. I have a few of those they can borrow, no problem.

"...like a star on a cold night, hers is a sex with no heat."

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Good 'ole Brandi. So many dicks, so little passion.

mr. poe; light = sex.

i guess. let me get real high & i'll check back.

Actually, that cold star bit may not be too far off the mark, as it looks like they're having sex on the Enterprise.

Or a filthy trailer. Trailerprise. Filthy, filthy trailerprise.