But DA-AD, I don't think I should be ALLOWED to get married! I mean, uh, them! They. Those guys. Oh, Dad, that's SO GROSS! Gosh!
Romney's got like what 20, 30 kids. At least a couple are bound to be gay.
this was before 9/11. if it happened after 9/11 he just coulda said "Terrorists kill us all! 9/11! Boo!"
Much ado about nothing. If he gets the nomination he'll start pandering back in a leftward direction.
"But Dad, according to our prophet, we can marry three or four women!"
"Yes, Son, that's true."
"So why can't a man marry another man?"
"Well, Son, because that's different."
"But why?"
"Because I said so! Now go outside and play with your brothers."
No way!
God. Current-day Republicans drive me crazy. Besides, everyone knows Democrats don't want to extend marriage benefits to gays. It's the activist judges. Silly Mormons.
yeah, those grafs caught my eye, too. unbelievable.
keep in mind that tagg was IN HIS TWENTIES and getting an economics degree at BYU when his dad soberly sat him down to lecture him on the "difference between democrats and republicans," like he was a grade schooler. it makes tagg out to be such a pathetic man-child.
i wonder if it ever even happened. i highly doubt it.
Raindrop: you mean like Bush veered leftward after he was elected? Bush drifted dramatically RIGHT, dropping "compassionate conservatism" at midnight on Election Day.
What kind of evil person names their son Tagg?
@10 - People who secretly hope their children will grow up to be gay porn stars.
@11, your it...
You could almost replace the phrase "gay marriage" with "cooties".
@9 who knows if Romney will find it expedient to Left or Right once he's in office, but to get elected he will probably need to go a little left, if just to lessen the momentum of dem leaning independents. his kill the gays, kill the iraqis isn't going to play quite as well to the general electorate as it will to republican delegates
"But Dad, if we allow gay marriage, does that mean that any of those guys we mess around with could try to get us to marry them? You said it was just horseplay!...."
"Oh, Dad. There's like, no way Democrats think gay people are like, actual human beings with rights! That's just crazy!"
That being said ...
Tagg?
I think it's not just the name that bugs me but the spelling.
"Little girl, can you tell us what it was like to be molested by your father?"
"Ew, gross! It was just like two guys kissing!"
Cristoban, nice David Cross ref. But some context would be good: he said it w.r.t. some asshat R's moral equation of homosexuality to pedophilia.
@10
I know right? He's got a borther named Axe, a sister named Secret and an uncle named Old Spice?
And in the real world people are still being maimed and killed everyday in a war that the pro-life asshole George W.Bush started with the support of America\'s favorite cocksucker Dan Savage. Here is an excerpt from Dan\'s article \"Say Yes To War\" October 2002
In the meantime, invading and rebuilding Iraq will not only free the Iraqi people, it will also make the Saudis aware of the consequences they face if they continue to oppress their own people while exporting terrorism and terrorists. The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we\'re going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves.
So, as I get this...Tagg decided not to become a Democrat because his father, Mitt, a Republican who loves and accepts gays, warned him that Democrats love and accept gays, and would actually allow gays to marry one another if Democrats were in the position to do so, unlike Mitt, who would love and accept and treat gays(while loving and accepting them)like pieces of shit.
Tagg, who was tired of being called "Fagg" all of his school life was stunned by this revelation and replied "No way".
@10,11,19: My best bro Josh in high school was Mormon, he had a scrawny younger brother (a ginger redhead no less) named Uriah. Kid got called "Urine" from 4th-12th grade. Got so angry he joined the Marines and is stationed now in Anbar province shooting anything that moves. Good going with the bullshit Mormon names there Joseph Smith.
@20: In the meantime, the same silly little troll gets the same silly little hardon whenever he posts something about silly little Dan Savage and his silly little position on this silly little war. He feels like he's making a difference by spamming this silly little slog that the same 50 people read every day.
Good work, silly little troll - much easier and more convenient than actually doing something to protest, especially if you store your little tirade on your clipboard.
#22, Uriah is a Biblical name not a Book of Mormon name.
Having grown up in the unfortunate state of Utah, I can personally attest to my yearbook being FULL of names that were clearly thought up by backwater, illiterate, inbred slack jawed retards that actually buy that Mormon shit.
If ever there was a religion that espoused the values of the "American Taliban", it's Mormonism. Not that that's related. I'm just saying, Utah sucks.
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