Comments on All Hail Darren D. Misklashuvacis
"Now back to my point" and "in conclusion" are priceless.
"get all huffy"?
How straight can he be when he uses phrases like that?
You'd think while using thesaurus.com he'd have some sense to use spell check. Maybe go through a rough draft and circle all of the areas that don't make any sense. Oh, and not sound like a total idiot.
Dad?
"...with their coke bottle glasses and vats of lube!"
From where I stand, that's how everybody is getting described from now on.
"Did you read Mitt Romney's response? I cannot believe him, with his coke bottle glasses and vats of lube!"
or
"Those poor Iranian homosexuals, with their coke bottle glasses and vats of lube."
or
"Wow, did you see Mudede's most recent Slog about the African models, with their coke bottle glasses and vats of lube?"
"Co-in-key-dink"? -1
"coke bottle glasses and vats of lube"? +1
Who needs a hug?
This city is overrun with pervert faggots? Why didn't somebody warn me!?!? I just paid my rent!
Och, the poor lamb.
"trying to meet WOMEN thank you very much the most of whom are fucking DYKES!"
Just about says it all, doesn't it? A pity he didn't come up with a good "go live in France" line like Freykis did. He spells slightly better than Freykis did, but I think Freykis is the superior homophobic ranter.
aww...DD wuvs DS!
NOW will you admit that maybe all the development in Cap Hill isn't such a great thing? pml.
Personally, my favorite part is "...thanks to the gays who have ruined all morality with their fucking and mariage proposals".
ugh, i'm a Darin D. too--it makes me want to change my name!
ddv
Dave, you silly goose.
This is just a draft copy of the 2008 Republican Party platform.
I think this calls for even more crazy gay antics!
I'm sorry you have to put up with that stuff, David.
If we can be defined by what we are not, I cannot think of a better definition.
Why bring baby seals into it?
It could also be Mitt Romney's inaugural presidential address.
If anybody wrote that many words to tell me off, it would definitely go to my head. The most I usually get is the odd "elkenos we kil u wach out" and so on. Nice job.
Did anyone else catch this part:
get all huffy about a guy who at least was straight!
Like, child rape is less bad if it's hetero child rape? Umm...
OMG, is the Big Fucking Carnival *this* weekend?
All his talk of "guys licking tonsils in the street" and "fucking in the street like it's a big carnival or something" makes me nostalgic for college.
The rest of it though, makes me wish that everyone had fine English teachers in high school like I did.
He forgot to blame you guys for 9/11, the war in Iraq and global warming too.
Isn't the horse thing illegal in our state and by saying that, didn't he break some law?
Just sayin.
Maybe he'd like to meet that chick who shouted at the Ducks...?
Methinks Mr.Misklashuvacis doth protest too much.
"pissy missy"!
Seriously, this guy moved to Seattle NOT knowing it has the second largest GLBT community outside of SF?!? WTF, clearly he moved here from the teeming metropolis of Hayden Lake, ID or some such to be THAT clueless!
And it's no wonder he believes every woman in town is a "dyke". I'll bet straight women can smell this guy's misogny the moment he walks into a room.
As I was reading it I thought this was going to be the Tim Burgess response to the Stranger as but I was relieved when it was signed by DD
Something really messed up that "DUDE" DD in his childhood. Please let us know from which town DD moved from. Please tell me someone talking like that cannot afford to buy a condo with "GOOD MONEY." If he can what company hired him?
@28 - you're totally right, I'm sure every woman he meets tells him she's a lesbian, if only to get him the fuck away from them!
He and his blackjack are aching to come out of the closet.
Dis-co-nekt-ed Ag-gr-o Pro-jek-tor
Yeah, "Pissy Missy" may be my favorite little gem from that screed.
If there were people pissing and shitting on one another at the pride parade this year, I guess I'm glad I missed it.
DD .... David Della?
I don't engage in PDA generally, but this letter makes me wanna.
With a dry, cool wit like that, no wonder he's turning all the gals lesbo.
I've never visited Seattle, but now that I know it's overrun with pervert faggots I'm going to have to visit. All that fucking in the street sounds fun. All I've done here in MN is hold hands with a guy in the street. Guess we're pretty tame here.
Orgy at DD's house! Bring your raincoats!
From now on, I will always refer to my sexual escapades as "dropping the man bomb".
i think david should sign his column "davey boy faggot ass". it's a pretty good name.
"Misklashuvacis"???
what is this, a new disease?
Shouldn't someone see if this thing has proper papers?
Can it be deported?
yes, matt @38, i agree that "dropping the man bomb" was among the top three bon mots in this charming epistle. and it's pretty obvious that he's jealous that the gay guys are getting laid and he isn't. poor baby.
"Somebody needs to throw cold water on the whole of Capitol hill and get you mohterfuckers to stop fucking in the streets like it was a big fucking carnival or something!"
But FITS is just a DJ! Did I miss the clown car in the DJ Booth?
This guy clealy moved here hoping to find a flourishing 5 year old girl fuck scene. I can see him picking up his first copy of the stranger, fliping right to to lust lab, and then being totaly fucking pissed to find that there were no adds from 5 year olds looking for some hard straight cock.
You should be honored. You received a letter from a walking, talking straw man.
Wait. In Seattle, people fuck right in the streets? I read that and Oregon just sounds so boring!
I don't even know what to think about this. What an asshole.
Dan,
Maybe there should be a GLBT kissing contest on the sidewalk in front of his house. You know, the kind of Guinness Book proportions.
Just seems fair.
@46 We did that once when the fundies came to UW's campus.
@46: Exactly! Nothing says "Welcome" more than a mob of people kissing it up in front of the fundies!
Bah, last one should have been @47, not myself. D'oh!
Acc. to a public-records search, there is no individual with the last name of Misklashuvacis living in the United States.
I am a big fucking carnival.
Am I right in remembering you guys published Freykis' email address and he was driven completely crazy?
Perhaps another round?
Hey to you pricks above- BITE ME ASSHOLES.
My name is not in the records because I don't want to be bothered by queers and other jagoffs.I assure you MFs I am REAL and you can all get AIDS and die!!!
Misklashuvacis is a traditional Ukrainian-Lithuanian name spelled in a Latvian style. My family is well known in that part of the world before some guy came over here never knowing it was overrun with faggots. You lay the fuck off my name and I DARE YOU to say anything about Latvians! You jackasses are fucking with the wrong dude, so keep your stupid pathetic GAY comments to your GAY selves. It's Friday- shouldn't you fucks be all trying to get laid in the alley behind my condo? Fucking perverts.
@53. Excuse me, sir? What are you doing this magazine and blog? Considering how much the subject matter upsets you, isn't that just unwise?
If it's all fraudulent, I've never really understood the appeal.
Excuse me; accidentally omitted the word "reading" from that. But honestly: why bother?
@53
Latvians are gay.
Hey Fuck you, COMTE, I'm from Cd'A, Idaho!
Schmader: Will you start using "Davey Boy Faggot Ass" as your byline from now on? Please?
Your wish is my command.
Latvia - that's one of the German provinces, isn't it?
@53
Why are you so angry, fella? We're all human beings, and we're all different.
You should check out this video, Captain Insane-o...you'll totally love it. Look for the purple spandex, it ought to float your boat, bigtime.
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