Homo You Gotta Have a Gimmick
posted by August 23 at 11:00 AM
onGay porn studio Falcon has signed its—porn’s first—totally monogamous couple: Aden and Jordan Jaric. The happy couple has only filmed one scene for one film… but they’re going to keep making porn, and only make it together, so that we can all watch as the frequency, duration, and passion of their lovemaking decreases over time, just like any couple in love…
No doubt ecce will approve.
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Yep, by the fourth video in the series they'll be on the sofa eating tacos and watching Remington Steele reruns. Oh, Mildred Krebs, IRS, let us count the ways we love you.
@1, by the forth? I was going to go with two. That is until someone with a large dick shows up.
Gay love with hot guys...it never lasts more than a weekend.
Sooner or later, we'll see their tremendous passion when they start hitting it with other performers.
Racquel Darrian tried this stunt when she got into porn... first she just did scenes with other chicks, then she'd do scenes with a guy, but only the guy that was her boyfriend at the time... eventually she got around to performing with all the men in the stable.
Just Me @ 2,
That's a great point.
Why is it that super hot gay guys are always single? Take the guys at my gym, for example.
There are single gay guys in Seattle?!?!? Where?!?!?!
All the cute and/or interesting ones seem to be coupled or serial sluts...or coupled, serial sluts...
@5
Pretty much.
@4: Because a lot of us in long term relationships have come to the realization that what is on the inside is what counts. You can have the gym bunnies... my tits are already sagging.
Hey! I'm ONLY a serial slut BECAUSE I'm single.
And I'm a serial slut (in my head) because my marriage is on the rocks. Oof!
Hm, the only guys that turn me on are always taller than me, good lean build, no gym bunnies though, and glasses. And hell, they are always STRAIGHT!!!!! Oh, yeah or they have BF's they are cheating on with everyone except me. HRMPH!!!
Snooze. I don't watch porn unless there are at least five people in each scene.
Look, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being single and/or being a Power Slut™, we are men after all.
I just don’t get why there are not a lot of hot gay couples. I guess the guys at my gym are just cold and unfriendly (hello Seattle Chill), and I’m curious why this is so.
Do they have standards so high that no one can meet them? Or are they just dead inside?
@ Original Andrew: I for one do not go the gym to pick up guys. I go to work out and get the hell out of there. So I suppose I come off as cold on the inside. There are few good looking gay couples I know of. But you may not see them since they do not go out to the clubs.
Dan's boyfriend is in a very longterm relationship and he's fucking hot.
Really? With whom?
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I thought there were supposed to be moderators deleting posts like 16.
What's this? Are you saying that the sex life of gay male couples wanes over time? Just like het couples?
No, don't tell me that! I don't want to know!!! For some reason, I take great comfort in the idea that gay men are getting all the hot, crazy, no-holds barred, sex that I, a straight boy, am not. Please don't take this away from me.
@16. WTF!!! I thought we had stopped this shit already? You want to go off on the Stranger about something how about Frizzelle's printing of a cover letter for an internship for all to see. THAT is something that is actually litigious in nature.
that's awesome
it should almost be treated and categorized as a "fetish" or what have you and replace the disgustingness that is foot fetishes.
feet are ugly. bar none.
what i'm saying is, monogamous porn could actually be a really positive thing, and should be more common. maybe it would help to even slightly decrease sex offenses? just a thought.
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