Slog - Comments on Yankee My Wanky! Beckham Lurks in Locker Rooms! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky Not that I follow the footballs (perish the notion--PERISH IT!), but do you remember that one big jerk, Alex Rodriguez or whatever? The shortstop who-looks-more-like-a-catcher (that's just a sad grasp at a very lame gay inside joke--please ignore it) about whom it is said--by those who actually give two shits about such things, of course--that he abandoned our Mariners or whatever here in Seattle, and that Seattle, bitch that she is, will never, ever forgive his hot Dominican ass for it? Remember? REMEMBER? Neither. DO. I. But check out A-Rod's hot new girlfriend anyhow… Aww! Aren't they adorable? Could this... Copyright 2008 Mon, 06 Aug 2007 14:51:59 -0800 Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:53:04 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Fnarf What is it I'm not supposed to grasp again?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c775949 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c775949 Celeb Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:19:21 -0800 Comment by monkey A-Rod's a bitch?

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c775976 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c775976 Celeb Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:45:49 -0800 Comment by mirror This gets my vote for 3rd dumbest blog post ever.

]]> mirror http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c776149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c776149 Celeb Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:24:50 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Best baseball player ever!

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c776229 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c776229 Celeb Mon, 06 Aug 2007 22:38:37 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @3

Get cancer.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c776249 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/yankee_my_wanky#c776249 Celeb Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:53:04 -0800