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Monday, August 6, 2007

Yankee My Wanky! Beckham Lurks in Locker Rooms!

posted by on August 6 at 14:51 PM

Not that I follow the footballs (perish the notion—PERISH IT!), but do you remember that one big jerk, Alex Rodriguez or whatever? The shortstop who-looks-more-like-a-catcher (that’s just a sad grasp at a very lame gay inside joke—please ignore it) about whom it is said—by those who actually give two shits about such things, of course—that he abandoned our Mariners or whatever here in Seattle, and that Seattle, bitch that she is, will never, ever forgive his hot Dominican ass for it? Remember? REMEMBER?

Neither. DO. I.

But check out A-Rod’s hot new girlfriend anyhow…

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Aww! Aren’t they adorable? Could this be the beginning of “Day-Rod”? “Gayvid-Rodham”? “Gay-Wad”?

Oh, God. I’d give anything. Anything.

Thanx, TMZ.com.

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1

What is it I'm not supposed to grasp again?

Posted by Fnarf | August 6, 2007 3:19 PM
2

A-Rod's a bitch?

Posted by monkey | August 6, 2007 3:45 PM
3

This gets my vote for 3rd dumbest blog post ever.

Posted by mirror | August 6, 2007 7:24 PM
4

Best baseball player ever!

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 6, 2007 10:38 PM
5

@3

Get cancer.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 6, 2007 11:53 PM

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