Celeb Yankee My Wanky! Beckham Lurks in Locker Rooms!
posted by August 6 at 14:51 PMon
Not that I follow the footballs (perish the notion—PERISH IT!), but do you remember that one big jerk, Alex Rodriguez or whatever? The shortstop who-looks-more-like-a-catcher (that’s just a sad grasp at a very lame gay inside joke—please ignore it) about whom it is said—by those who actually give two shits about such things, of course—that he abandoned our Mariners or whatever here in Seattle, and that Seattle, bitch that she is, will never, ever forgive his hot Dominican ass for it? Remember? REMEMBER?
Neither. DO. I.
But check out A-Rod’s hot new girlfriend anyhow…
Aww! Aren’t they adorable? Could this be the beginning of “Day-Rod”? “Gayvid-Rodham”? “Gay-Wad”?
Oh, God. I’d give anything. Anything.