“What’s the First Thing I Would Do if I Suddenly Found Myself with More Money Than I Know What to Do with?”
posted by August 9 at 12:45 PMon
For my friend Brian, this question was officially answered by this video of mechanical gorillas and bears performing the Bubba Sparxxx/Ying Yang Twins hit “Miss New Booty” in a pizza parlor:
Now if I suddenly found myself with cash in fuck you quantities, you can look for me to be rolling with Portland Trailblazer Darius Miles in a car identical to his, right down to the airbrushed Benjamins and scantily-clad girls on the hood.
Images courtesy NBA Noise. And thank you, Danny Wyatt.