Crazy. It's like someone told him to call you and "get a big story" or something. Ew.

Gotta say, he's pretty cute. For a Republican and all. And way to milk the press on this one!

I'm with Katelyn. And at least he's got manners, that goes a long way.

Call and ask when he and his friends plan on enlisting in the military since he's all gungho about the war.

4 -- right?

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Sounds like someone has a bit of a *crush* on Eli.

i think it would do everyone a lot of good if they went out and made a republican friend. the mindless vilification of the opposition is pretty tiresome, especially because it's the same mindless stereotyping that they do against us. i, for one, would like to not be like that. so whatever, the guy's political opinions are not cool, but that doesn't mean he's not a person. who knows, maybe he's fun as hell?

anal rape? what a fucktard. we said he needed a dick in the ass, no one said anything about it not being consensual.

@7 - Hi Russell!

Humble. Anal. Rape.

This guy would look good in uniform....a military uniform, doing several extended tours of duty in a row and coming home to no job, reduced VA benefits, not being able to pay his mortgage and an estranged wife and children. Oh and a lot of lip service about supporting the troops and shit from his party.

@ 7,

I'm not in the habit of hosting gay-bashing, warmongering, insane, bullying, assholes at my table.

As a gay man, my family and I have been attacked relentlessly by Republicans all my life. I don't feel like we're citizens of the same country or even members of the same species.

I hope the "terrorists" blow these evil bastards straight to Hell.

shit. the stranger would endorse him if he ran for the state leg.

I'm sorry, my eyes glazed over and I lost track. Something about "anal rape" and "it was pretty tight"?

I'm just wondering - if he thinks of himself as a sensible Republican, who are the insensible ones? Sorry but I don't think that "Give War a Chance" is the most pragmatic thing I've ever heard from a Republican...

"So, yeah, just give me a call back sometime, and thanks again for the story on the blog. It was pretty tight. All right, talk to you later, bye."

Ummm...yeah...he's looking for something on the consensual side....

I think he wants to tap his feet next to Eli's in an airport bathroom.

i'd still do him. I said nothing about rape though, it's only fun if everyone is having a good time.

Maybe he could join the military and then make such a miniscule amount of money that he would be forced to do gay military twink porn to support himself. That way he learns a "hard" lesson about military force and we get to see him naked with his legs in the air. Everybody wins!

I have a new sign idea for you McLovin "Stop Whining About Anal Rape". Hey sensible Republican, you're complaining about what we've all been getting from your administration for 6+ years. The war you'd like to give a chance to is now being fought against the government that your moron president created. We're arming Sunnis and Saudis, make up a clever sign about why that's a good idea.

I know you're all living the dream that Karl Rove will see you out there and appoint you to head Homeland Security, Mine Safety or maybe the US Supreme Court (and you're fully unqualified), but there's only so much cronyism to go around.

Humble Anal Rape

You can wait until pain is great, but it's likely too late. Or you can act in anticipation. It will cost less, you'll have more chance for success. But it's a hard sell. McCrory's

Camera critics are judging me
is the poster, with an Antartica service depot, switchboard off to the side back, channeling in Jeff
Wall in acoustics.

"Pretentious Daddy?
I'm a big boy. I support WTO."
"Eat you grits."
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Time divulged an intonation bet.
The night judges him not.
A letter never sent never
its online opinion. "Ahhhhhhh, good
grits give me a little kiss,
will ya, huh?"

@20

Nice.

I think he looks like the crazy neighbor on "King of the Hill"

@11 Seconded. Sounds like a good target for Operation Yellow Elephant.

Draft them now

"it was pretty tight."

fuck this kid.

#3: I know that manners are important, but so are values. Tyranny, prejudice, and other injustices toward our fellow man are generally perpetrated not by 'evil', mean people, but by very, very nice people. If injustice (and dangerous public policy) were just perpetrated by 'bad' people, we would have a mostly equal and just society. But we don't. Nice people promote injustice all the time.

In short, those slaveowners in the South had nice manners, too.

I am sick of these cutie closet boy republicans. Time for the Draft to come back!

He says that like anal rape of Republicants is a bad thing ...

When we all know they secretly want it.

besides, what if you got him drunk enough, walked him into a recruiting center and he enlisted and then he admits he's gay and can't serve?

Think of all the taxpayer money wasted ...

Russell is one of my friends, so I wanted to clear some things up for those of you who have left comments:

1. Joining the military would be a pay INCREASE for Russell and give him more benefits.

2. He is "fun as hell" to hang out with, especially to debate.

3. He is a sensible Republican... kind of.

4. He is not one to hang out in airport bathrooms.