City I, Anonymous: Racial Slurs and Psycho Athlete Impersonation Edition
posted by August 27 at 15:43 PMon
This was just emailed to I, Anonymous:
You were walking down 3rd at Jackson this Monday afternoon, wearing a red hoodie, with a white and brown pitbull on a leash. You were screaming “I’M MICHAEL VICK, I’M MICHAEL VICK” at the top of your retarded lungs.
A black guy at the bus stop said something to you and you IMMEDIATELY began calling him a nigger and telling him your dog was going to “rip his monkey face off”. The volume of your voice filled this downtown canyon like the Blue Angels wish they could.
Like divine intervention an SPD cruiser pulled up to you and you kneeled down at his passenger window for a conversation.
He pulled away, somehow satisfied, and you continued on your merry way screaming “I’M MICHAEL VICK” looking for your next victim.
I watched all of this from the second floor of my business and I’m here to tell you something. That kind of desperate attention grabbing activity usually requires a sense of humor.
Too bad all you have is hate and that tiny, tiny brain of yours.
Thank you, Hot Tipper Anonymous.