Can you really sleep through a blowjob?
"Can you really sleep through a blowjob?"
Well, I'd like to try...
didn't happen to save a picture, did you? The Google cache seems to have been updated with the change...
You sleep through it until the Young Republican hums the official platform statements of the Neo-Nazi-Cons.
Actually, I don't see Murphy's name anywhere on the saved Google page... I think the Republican party has indeed successfully erased the past.
Glenn Murphy doesn't appear to be on the archived web page!
OMG, the Gross Old Perverts and their Reality Control™ have gotten to Google, too!!
at first I thought Dan was being mean and petty - after all nothing wrong with needing a dick fix or just laying there pretending to be asleep, cause after all, you are a straight guy, no kissing allowed.
but now, given the politics, too sucking bad, the Young Republican deserves his headache ... closet case is one thing, shit bird far right political opponent is another.
Hump story here ? Young Republicans late at night? Could be very funny ... and sexy if players are hot and oh so desperatey heated up ...
Someone could write a book about this phenomena. Their tormented minds are in a constant war: their sexual feelings vs. their advocacy of a contrarian viewpoint. Murphy, Denver pastor Ted Haggert, Mark Foley who resigned from Congress last year after the scandal with congressional pages, and straight guys too: Jimmy Swaggert and Jim Baker. I’m sure that when they do have to release their sexuality, it’s even more thrilling because it’s so “taboo” for them. Fascinating.
It's no longer in the Google cache, but the wayback machine caught it.
Unfortunately I cannot post the link to the wayback machine cache without triggering the spam filter though.
Hmmmm... the google cache page has an odd header, too...
"The page may have changed since that time. Click here for the current page without highlighting.
This cached page may reference images which are no longer available. Click here for the cached text only.
"Google is neither affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content.
These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: glenn murphy"
Pesky kids and there tech savvyness.
It's the most shocking Republican sex crime of the LAST THREE DAYS!!! Where will they strike next?
My guess: Lynn Cheney at the Michigan Womyn's Festival.
Someone call Dateline NBC.
raindrop @ 9,
Sigmund Freud has already. The entire Repukelican Party seems to be suffering from reaction formation (and narcissistic personality disorder).
Can anyone get a cite or source to Murphy counseling attacks on gay marriage; the hypocrisy is what's salient here...
Only one hit at the Wayback Machine:
Unfortunately, it's from May 3, 2007 so Glenn is still listed as "Secretary"...
Do you think if gay marriage were allowed that these conservitive kids would have waited till marriage and avoided this whole scandal.
Well. As a Hoosier native, I'm just glad to know he's from south of Interstate 70. All the good people in IN live north of I-70.
The only salient issue here is hypocrisy? I'd say the mouth rape is pretty important too. Republicans hold themselves up as paragons of morality and then, as Fnarf's link tries to prove, wind up getting caught soliciting prostitutes or committing sexual assaults.
Oops. I misread that as Murphy sticking it into the sleeping guy's mouth; I blame it on Bob Allen. Anyhoo, my point still stands. Murphy is a hypocrite for being a "morally upstanding" Republican who likes to assault other men.
@3 - giving one? no idea. receiving one? well, I've been woken up that way quite a few times, so I'm guessing kind of no.
oh, and maybe this is so he won't have to serve in combat? kind of makes it difficult to draft him ...
The really sad part is he had to hit on some guy while the guy was sleeping. Gutless.
The only people who are INTERESTED in setting themselves up as paragons and protectors of morality are people who internally fear that they will behave immorally if they don't. That's the reason.
Anti-gay nutjobs have a vastly higher rate of homosexuality than the population at large; child molesters have an incentive to be unusually vocal about protecting kids from predators.
He must be really unskilled at giving a blowjob if the guy slept through it. LMAO. That alone would keep him from getting his gay card. Oh yeah, being a right wing nut job Republican asswipe closet case already does that!
The best part of that article is that Murphy's lawyer posted in the comments section (!), complaining about the leaking of the police report, and just happened to slip in the name of the victim that had been redacted in the report...
"unexpected business opportunity that would prohibit him from holding a partisan political office"
..that's the best way of saying "giving an unwanted blowjob" ever!!!
Once again, Fnarf says it better than I could.
Geesh! Obviously, the alleged perp had been sleeping most deeply. Most likely dreaming about the impending Liberal takeover of the Fatherland; and, in his consternation, reverted to thumb-sucking. Naturally. However, in this state of unawareness, he merely missed his intended target. Could'a happened to almost anyone. So what's the Big Problem?
Poor bastard, having a bad dream; for comfort, goes to suck his thumb, misses, and now he's History? Doesn't anyone else see what the Liberals are doing here? It's the same thing with the news from Iraq... When will this crap stop?
Poor bastard, having a bad dream; for comfort, goes to suck his thumb, misses, and now he's History? Doesn't anyone else see what the Liberals are doing here? It's the same thing with the news from Iraq... When will this crap stop? Can't you just leave the Rapepublicans alone?
So Sorry. They got to my computer. Can somebody please delete 67% of my posts, please? It'll never happen again. Promise my heart and hope to die. Anyone seen my Sword?
Clearly Murphy needs to receive pastoral counseling from Ted Haggard and repent!
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