Life The Thirty Days’ Diet
posted by August 16 at 12:49 PM
onFrom the everloving Maud Newton:
This diet tip is written in my grandmother’s copy of The New Settlement Cook Book, published by Simon & Schuster in 1954. It appears between the index and a handwritten recipe for chess pie.
“At the end of 30 Days, you will be the Skinniest, Shittiest, Sexiest, Drunkest Bastard in Town.”
Comments
Is "Castro Oil" supposed to be castor oil (yuck) or Castroil motor oil for cars (yum!) And where can I get Spanish Fly -- my dealer's in the slammer.
Someone's got a hilarious grandma.
This should be screen printed on a t-shirt.
Stranger, start screening and selling
this would be a good assignment for the public intern.
1/2 cup of Castor Oil. *Shiver* I'm gagging at the thought. And Spanish fly? That is really funny. Go Granny!
You're grandma's awesome.
Nothing like a quart of bourbon to round out the day.
Quarts are so much cooler than fifths.
That is pretty funny. That could very well be an ad for some of the new weightloss medications. I also like this slogan: You won't gain weight because you are shooting poo out of your ass all day! But, this is way better than being fat, right? Whatever. I prefer my poo in clumps that don't shoot out while I'm driving in traffic on the way home from work. I think I'm just writing this to see how many times I can use the word poo in a sentence. hehe
I want that chess pie recipe, too!
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