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No, it's the name of Debbie Gibson's perfume.

Posted by Paulus | August 16, 2007 3:48 PM
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I wonder if the lyrics to the song will influence the task force's methods:

CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION

Look over yonder what do you see
The sun is a-risin' most definitely
A new day is comin' people are changin'
Ain't it beautiful crystal blue persuasion

Better get ready gonna see the light
Love, love is the answer and that's all right
So don't you give up now so easy to find
Just look to your soul and open your mind

Crystal blue persuasion, mm-hmm
It's a new vibration
Crystal blue persuasion, crystal
Blue persuasion

Maybe tomorrow when He looks down
Every green field and every town
All of his children every nation
There'll be peace and good brotherhood

Crystal blue persuasion
Crystal blue persuasion.....

Posted by me | August 16, 2007 3:50 PM
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"At the press conference you will provided a complete packet on this massive operation, including a DVD."

Can you please bring on ANOTHER damn intern to edit the Slog? It's getting to be like, every post.

Posted by mr. ryan | August 16, 2007 4:02 PM
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I wonder what sort of refreshments? Some left over meth perhaps?

Posted by Thom | August 16, 2007 4:06 PM
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That's straight from the press release. Take up your editing concerns with Seattle's finest.

Posted by Jonah | August 16, 2007 4:07 PM
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god, i want to meet the person that comes up with code names for police stings. i hope that, whoever that lucky person may be, he or she chooses to use the name Tommy James when the opportunity allows.

Posted by kerri harrop | August 16, 2007 4:14 PM
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Crystal Blue Persuasion is the name of my new band.

Seriously. And if it's a drug, I'm definitely gonna try some of that stuff.

Posted by Judah | August 16, 2007 4:16 PM
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Wasn't Crystal Blue Persuasion a 70s code word for cocaine?

It was be a good drag queen name if spelled Krystal Bleu Persuasion.

Posted by monkey | August 16, 2007 4:20 PM
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Please see #2. It was a top ten hit by Tommy James and the Shondells. Gosh, you kids just don't know your history.

I'm hoping they announce that the creep who broke into my car accidentally died of an overdose.

Posted by Fnarf | August 16, 2007 4:23 PM
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Paulus @1,

I think you mean Tiffany's perfume. Debbie's perfume was named "Electric Youth," and it was Tiffany who had a hit with a Tommy James and the Shondells cover. Tiffany also didn't write her own songs or play an instrument, unlike the much more talented (and total hottie) Debbie.

Posted by L-Train8 | August 16, 2007 5:07 PM
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Debbie Gibson could also sing in tune.

Posted by Fnarf | August 16, 2007 5:10 PM
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fnarf: i could also sing in tune;
& somtimes the tune just moved me...

***wink***
*twinkle*
--Tiff

Posted by tiffany | August 17, 2007 4:07 AM
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I knew Crystal Blue Persuasion, Crystal Blue Persuasion was a friend of mine. SPD; you are no Crystal Blue Persuasion!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | August 17, 2007 7:28 AM
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Attention Seattle Police Department:

The person who came up with the name for this operation has done a lot of drugs over the course of their life. And probably still does.

You should look into that.

Posted by Collin | August 17, 2007 8:05 AM
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May all the SPDs crackdowns be named after Tommy James songs. I anticipate an anti cocaine detail code named "Draggin' the Line", and an anti-booze program named "Sweet Cherry Wine".

Posted by --MC | August 17, 2007 10:10 AM
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Gotcha Jonah....

perhaps a skyrocketing use of SIC?

Posted by mr.ryan | August 17, 2007 12:27 PM

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