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What a sophisticated wiener recipe. I'll be sure to serve that at my next buffet.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | August 30, 2007 7:21 AM

Spinach rules.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 30, 2007 7:43 AM

dude, fuck. That photo comment ruined my day just now. ewwww.

Posted by Juris | August 30, 2007 7:48 AM

YOU are the fucking NERD and a fucking JOKE, and your friend, the news editor, are pussies of the highest degree. Let's giggle about WTO, you fucks.

Posted by keenan | August 30, 2007 7:48 AM

keenen needs to get high.

Posted by Mike in MO | August 30, 2007 8:28 AM

Keenan needs to get laid.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 30, 2007 8:41 AM

3 of 18 benchmarks in Iraq ... It's kind of buried in the story, but the 3 that have been satisfied are:
1) Pick a national mascot (Buteo rufinus, aka the Long-legged Buzzard),
2) Find a dependable caterer for the annual Ramadan party (Todai),
and 3) Get the front steps power-washed (dried blood removal)

Posted by Mahtli69 | August 30, 2007 8:58 AM

lmao, a bris.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 30, 2007 9:00 AM

keenen needs to get high and get laid.

Posted by monkey | August 30, 2007 9:16 AM

Yeah Keenan, Jessica Alba has the perfect dimensions for . . . uh . . . walking. Why don't you find a little privacy and noodle that for a while.

Posted by left coast | August 30, 2007 9:18 AM

i get the feeling that they based the ratio on alba because they find her more attractive than others, then fit others into the ratio.

texas sharp shooter fallacy.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 30, 2007 9:37 AM

For a sec I thought that was the fossilized Walrus wiener. PHEW!

Posted by orangekrush | August 30, 2007 9:44 AM

In my world, 3 of 18 measures that Iraq was supposed to meet is an immeadiate FAILURE.

Time to leave. NOW!

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 30, 2007 10:07 AM

Keenan needs to move out of his mom's basement.

And of course shrub will spin this in his inimicable style: "The good news is, the Iraqi government is making demonstra - demons- good progress, having achieved several benchmarks since the beginning of the surge. I'm also happy to report that chocolate rations have increased to 20 grams per person."

Posted by COMTE | August 30, 2007 11:01 AM

When I was in high school (during the Mesozoic era) to have worn baggy pants half-way down your ass would have prompted a singular reaction: 'pants' them. Isn't that the message? "My pants are already half off, pull them down the rest of the way." Subliminal sexual message here? Like people with facial tattoos who resemble the hockey-masked Dr. Lechter. It's a free country - feel free to move about it looking ugly and stupid (at least according to those who're already self-endowed with taste).

Posted by KY. COL. of TRUTH | August 30, 2007 11:43 AM

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