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posted by August 30 at 7:00 AM
onSand Trap: Iraq’s only met 3 of 18 political and security goals.
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Silent Killer of the Day: Spinach.
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Never fear, Mettja C. Roate’s The New Hotdog Cookbook is here!
Hot dogs in fruited brandy sauce1 10-ounce can condensed bullion
1 9-ounce can crushed pineapple
1/2 cup white raisins
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 cup water
1/2 cup grape brandy
12 hot dogsPlace the bullion, crushed pineapple, juice and all, and white raisins in a saucepan over moderate heat. Mix the cornstarch with the water. When the bullion begins to bubble, add the cornstarch and cook until thickened and transparent, stirring constantly. Remove from the heat and stir in the brandy.
Place the hot dogs in a lightly buttered shallow baking dish. Pour the sauce over the hot dogs. Place in a 375 degree oven for 8 minutes or until heated through.
What kind of asshole brings condiments and measuring tape to a bris?
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What a sophisticated wiener recipe. I'll be sure to serve that at my next buffet.
Spinach rules.
dude, fuck. That photo comment ruined my day just now. ewwww.
YOU are the fucking NERD and a fucking JOKE, and your friend, the news editor, are pussies of the highest degree. Let's giggle about WTO, you fucks.
keenen needs to get high.
Keenan needs to get laid.
3 of 18 benchmarks in Iraq ... It's kind of buried in the story, but the 3 that have been satisfied are:
1) Pick a national mascot (Buteo rufinus, aka the Long-legged Buzzard),
2) Find a dependable caterer for the annual Ramadan party (Todai),
and 3) Get the front steps power-washed (dried blood removal)
lmao, a bris.
keenen needs to get high and get laid.
Yeah Keenan, Jessica Alba has the perfect dimensions for . . . uh . . . walking. Why don't you find a little privacy and noodle that for a while.
i get the feeling that they based the ratio on alba because they find her more attractive than others, then fit others into the ratio.
texas sharp shooter fallacy.
For a sec I thought that was the fossilized Walrus wiener. PHEW!
In my world, 3 of 18 measures that Iraq was supposed to meet is an immeadiate FAILURE.
Time to leave. NOW!
Keenan needs to move out of his mom's basement.
And of course shrub will spin this in his inimicable style: "The good news is, the Iraqi government is making demonstra - demons- good progress, having achieved several benchmarks since the beginning of the surge. I'm also happy to report that chocolate rations have increased to 20 grams per person."
When I was in high school (during the Mesozoic era) to have worn baggy pants half-way down your ass would have prompted a singular reaction: 'pants' them. Isn't that the message? "My pants are already half off, pull them down the rest of the way." Subliminal sexual message here? Like people with facial tattoos who resemble the hockey-masked Dr. Lechter. It's a free country - feel free to move about it looking ugly and stupid (at least according to those who're already self-endowed with taste).
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