Only those who hate America would join such a failed group.

By far the best part of the above is the author - one David Neff referring to DS as a "Haggard-baiting lust columnist".

Lust columnist. Me like.

Conservative Jews simply are never sex offenders. Something about Judaism makes people righteous. It's only the conservative, Christians who are perverted by their toxic religion become creeps.

Jews, even the most religious Jews are never like this.

"So many Republican gay baiting cocksuckers so little time."

Is classic! Thanks for the laugh Alex!

• Closeted homosexual politicians join the Republican party (whose gay sector is likely one of the most well-fortified closets available in the USA), where they absorb and espouse bigoted fundamentalist values;

• Still unable to control their urges (just as few humans can be expected to), they resort to any number of shady, non-family-friendly means of fulfilling the need, often without regard for the feelings of those on the other end;

• "Obviously," says the gay-ignorant public, "homosexual politicians are all shady, hypocritical perverts — thank God we're voting for people totally unlike that!"

The tricky part will be to find the wedge — some appealing candidate or well-articulated philosophy — that can break through this and convince people that if you vote for a happy, well-adjusted homosexual, with his smiling husband (or her smiling wife) and their smiling adopted kids, he (or she) will not have *any reason* to attend anonymous meth orgies or otherwise embarrass and betray the constituency.

The problem comes that closet cases don't want respectable role models, because respectable role models make them feel like the repressed pathetic tool-bags they are.

It's better to have a tragic homo stereotype as opposition, as it fortifies the closet... and ironic then, that inevitably they become said stereotype.

Is it because the stories are just too savory?

He still gets the 100% rating from the Christian Coolition.

The man, who lingered in front of the stall for two minutes, was later identified as Craig.

“I could see Craig look through the crack in the door from his position. Craig would look down at his hands, ‘fidget’ with his fingers, and then look through the crack into my stall again. Craig would repeat this cycle for about two minutes,” the report states.

Can't a guy get a little privacy after a long flight? What a jackass. I say arrest him for spying on men taking a dump.