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1

Nothing scares off a deer like the word of G-d.

Posted by the man who couldn't blog | August 14, 2007 3:05 PM
2

It's durable, flexible, and incredibly cute for girls of all ages!
If it will help me blend in I´m a gettin one pronto.

Posted by mj | August 14, 2007 3:08 PM
3

My grandma had a bible just like this!

Posted by Michigan Matt | August 14, 2007 3:10 PM
4

I bought one but I can't find is anywhere.

Posted by Tim | August 14, 2007 3:11 PM
5

If you drop it you're screwed.

Posted by monkey | August 14, 2007 3:21 PM
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cuz if the deers see you reading a bible they might get offended. this way they cant tell what you're doing.

Posted by brad | August 14, 2007 3:27 PM
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A man is hunting in the woods. He is confronted by a ravenous and angry bear. The hunter, in a last ditch effort to save himself, falls to his knees and prays: "Please lord, I pray that you turn this bear into a Christian." Thunder sounds, the sun dims, and a holy breeze flutters the leaves. A voice rings out from the heavens, "Be it so."

The bear falls to his knees and puts his hand in the position of prayer. Tears well up in the hunter's eyes, and he is about to thank God, when the bear says,

"Dear lord, I thank you for this meal that I am about to eat."

Posted by Jude Fawley | August 14, 2007 3:46 PM
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Thank you, Jude!

Posted by Fnarf | August 14, 2007 5:39 PM
9

Oh, man. This shit is sort of terrifying.

Posted by Darcy | August 14, 2007 8:41 PM
10

Oh, we had those camo bibles in the military, too.

It's really disturbing to read, "thou shalt not kill" while at war.

Posted by MLA | August 14, 2007 9:16 PM

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