Slog - Comments on The Camo Bible http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible Christian Outdoorsman is selling camo bibles--the perfect bible whether you're just passing times in a duck blind or living off the grid once the secular humanists have taken over. There's also a camo bible in pink just in case you decide to blend in amongst the homos in San Francisco--those Godless secular humanists would never think to look for you there! Via Newspeak.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:57:58 -0800 Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:16:13 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by the man who couldn't blog Nothing scares off a deer like the word of G-d.

]]> the man who couldn't blog http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783256 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783256 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:05:22 -0800 Comment by mj It's durable, flexible, and incredibly cute for girls of all ages!
If it will help me blend in I´m a gettin one pronto.

]]> mj http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783258 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:08:40 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt My grandma had a bible just like this!

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783261 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783261 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:10:16 -0800 Comment by Tim I bought one but I can't find is anywhere.

]]> Tim http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783262 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783262 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:11:34 -0800 Comment by monkey If you drop it you're screwed.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783268 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783268 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:21:29 -0800 Comment by brad cuz if the deers see you reading a bible they might get offended. this way they cant tell what you're doing.

]]> brad http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783272 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783272 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:27:29 -0800 Comment by Jude Fawley A man is hunting in the woods. He is confronted by a ravenous and angry bear. The hunter, in a last ditch effort to save himself, falls to his knees and prays: "Please lord, I pray that you turn this bear into a Christian." Thunder sounds, the sun dims, and a holy breeze flutters the leaves. A voice rings out from the heavens, "Be it so."

The bear falls to his knees and puts his hand in the position of prayer. Tears well up in the hunter's eyes, and he is about to thank God, when the bear says,

"Dear lord, I thank you for this meal that I am about to eat."

]]> Jude Fawley http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783280 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783280 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:46:33 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Thank you, Jude!

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783412 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783412 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:39:12 -0800 Comment by Darcy Oh, man. This shit is sort of terrifying.

]]> Darcy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783484 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783484 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:41:30 -0800 Comment by MLA Oh, we had those camo bibles in the military, too.

It's really disturbing to read, "thou shalt not kill" while at war.

]]> MLA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783489 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/the_camo_bible#c783489 Religion Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:16:13 -0800