Religion The Camo Bible
posted by August 14 at 14:57 PM
onChristian Outdoorsman is selling camo bibles—the perfect bible whether you’re just passing times in a duck blind or living off the grid once the secular humanists have taken over. There’s also a camo bible in pink just in case you decide to blend in amongst the homos in San Francisco—those Godless secular humanists would never think to look for you there!
Via Newspeak.
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Nothing scares off a deer like the word of G-d.
It's durable, flexible, and incredibly cute for girls of all ages!
If it will help me blend in I´m a gettin one pronto.
My grandma had a bible just like this!
I bought one but I can't find is anywhere.
If you drop it you're screwed.
cuz if the deers see you reading a bible they might get offended. this way they cant tell what you're doing.
A man is hunting in the woods. He is confronted by a ravenous and angry bear. The hunter, in a last ditch effort to save himself, falls to his knees and prays: "Please lord, I pray that you turn this bear into a Christian." Thunder sounds, the sun dims, and a holy breeze flutters the leaves. A voice rings out from the heavens, "Be it so."
The bear falls to his knees and puts his hand in the position of prayer. Tears well up in the hunter's eyes, and he is about to thank God, when the bear says,
"Dear lord, I thank you for this meal that I am about to eat."
Thank you, Jude!
Oh, man. This shit is sort of terrifying.
Oh, we had those camo bibles in the military, too.
It's really disturbing to read, "thou shalt not kill" while at war.
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