Such a boor, Charles. But you couldn't bring yourself to leave your "That one! She has some legs!" comment alone; had to replace it with some pseudo-intellectualism.
Honestly, why not just title this "I wish she wasn't wearing that dress so I could see her boobies and dream of fucking her"?
I wish she wasn't wearing that dress so I could see her boobies and dream of fucking her.
@2: Ha! Sweeet. That's all I'm asking for, a little intellectual honesty...
It nicely shoes off the hair on her chest.
And for her afternoon matches she's wearing her birthday suit. i heard she has quite the carpet.
but she doesn't have a huge forehead!
She looks plastic and has huge feet. Next.
Here are some better photos of her.
She's actually playing (and winning) tennis in these.
I am NOT OK with "evening" tennis dresses. That is fucking insane.
Unless she is going to fully commit and play in really high heels, restrictive undergarments, and a very elaborate hairstyle, I want no part of this.
@10; Now, that would be fun to watch.
she is great. i'm watching federer though. if he were wearing that dress in his evening matches i'd be more excited.
She is still a Russian citizen, and not a citizen of Empire; thus a subject of Empire.
I totally agree with comment #1. I object to the very existence of attractive women. If they must exist, then I demand that you stop looking at them, and for Gawd's sake stop giving them attention! If that hussy Sharapova insists on going out in public the least she can do is don a burqa!
How come only Charles posts porn-lite? Lets see some of the other Stranger staffers jerk-off pics.
If I were any of the women that Charles Mudede chose to ogle about intellectually on the Slog, I'd be really, really freaked out. And I'd avoid him.
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