Word.

i just vomited lameness out of my mouth, ears, nose and eyes.

Bo' Selecta?

Grandma Cracker needs to check herself lest she wreck herself.

Hahaha! Get it? She's talking like a young black man! But... she's not a young black man - she's an old white woman! It's crazy! Old white women don't talk like that at all! Only young black men do! That's some funny shit right there. I laughed so hard, communion wine came out my nose!

brad, step away from the god tube before you go bonkers.

That is my word.

I don't think a twelve hour documentary on the Crusades could turn people off to Christianity more than that minute and a half.

Isn't that special?

Did this remind anybody else of Sue Teller?

(Sue Teller is worth watching.)

OG = Original Grandma

also, i just happened to be listening to YACHT - sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion, and it was the perfect backing track for my main homegirl, Eloise.

nothing insults the intelligence quite like an old lady spouting pious cliches in broken street slang.

That was way better than that other Rapping Granny.

Here's a GodTube where a christian criticizes GodTube: http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=3d9a7ac1b06ad63fc6fb

Don't be hatin'.

All that needs is:

"[Jesus]'s got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long."

She said "house" instead of "hizzy." That just completely turned me off of her message. Fraud!

Andy is hilarious.

i thought of the woman i want to be when i grow up: Sue Johanson

of course Sue is SO WAY COOOOOLER

The worst one has to be the spoof of Sir Mix A Lot: "Baby Got Bible". :(