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3. meteoric - like a meteor in speed or brilliance or transience; "a meteoric rise to fame"
fast - acting or moving or capable of acting or moving quickly; "fast film"; "on the fast track in school"; "set a fast pace"; "a fast car"

Posted by nbp | August 15, 2007 2:34 PM
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3. meteoric - like a meteor in speed or brilliance or transience; "a meteoric rise to fame"
fast - acting or moving or capable of acting or moving quickly; "fast film"; "on the fast track in school"; "set a fast pace"; "a fast car"

Posted by nbp | August 15, 2007 2:34 PM
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Charles, you're an idiot. An adjective derived from a noun needn't describe every characteristic of the noun.

If your literary logic applied, the only thing that could be called meteoric would be a meteor.

P.S. most meteors don't go down into the earth but sail past...

Posted by j | August 15, 2007 2:45 PM
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"meteoric rise" gets 759,000 hits in Google. Evidently there are a lot of confused people out there, Chuck...

Posted by Big Sven | August 15, 2007 2:46 PM
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Yeah, and what is up with those wetnaps on planes? It's like, if I want a moist towelette, I'll just use a dry towelette to soak up the drool from the guy sleeping next to me. I mean, seriously, folks.

Posted by Ziggity | August 15, 2007 2:51 PM
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Do any of you really believe Chas M. has a grip of basic language standards? Have you READ his crap?
In other news, meteor schmeteor. She's hot.

Posted by frank | August 15, 2007 2:52 PM
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Let's make a list. The following adjectives need to be stricken from the English language:
meteoric
oily
phenomenal
nauseating
militant
draconian (Draco died, like, years ago!)

Posted by Fyodor Zulinski | August 15, 2007 2:57 PM
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Guess it's time to get our definitions correct.

Meteoroid = still out in space. Those are the ones that sail past earth, or (if the happen to enter the atmosphere) become...

Meteors, which may burn up completely in the atmosphere or which may reach the surface upon which they are called...

Meteorites. Charles did use the correct term ("What gets me is this: meteorites do not go up, they fall.") Still, @ 1 is right and Charles is incorrect in his understanding of the word "meteoric."

Posted by Matt from Denver | August 15, 2007 2:58 PM
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The term Jumbo Shrimp has always amazed me. What is a Jumbo Shrimp? I mean, it's like Military Intelligence - the words don't go together, man.

Posted by George Carlin | August 15, 2007 2:59 PM
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"Meteorites. Charles did use the correct term ("What gets me is this: meteorites do not go up, they fall.")"

You're using the terms correctly, but Charles isn't. Meteorites don't go up, and they don't fall; they've already fallen.

Posted by Bison | August 15, 2007 3:07 PM
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Posted by Peter | August 15, 2007 3:24 PM
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Fyodor @7 is, um... either right or wrong about Draco, but I've just decided that dropping a Deathly Hallows spoiler here for a cheap pun could hasten my own fate. ^_^;

Posted by lostboy | August 15, 2007 3:38 PM
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Haterade!

Posted by Drink up! | August 15, 2007 3:43 PM
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On the bright side, she is quite attractive.

Posted by Jude Fawley | August 15, 2007 4:10 PM
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(in that photo at least; can't bother to google image her)

Posted by Jude Fawley | August 15, 2007 4:11 PM
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Posted by supergp | August 15, 2007 4:49 PM
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yes, @14, she is.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 15, 2007 6:17 PM
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Not to mention the fact that, seen from the Earth, meteors often do appear to "rise" -- i.e. they shoot across the sky at angles that can appear to be other than falling.

Posted by Joshua | August 16, 2007 7:01 AM
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Another great excuse for a page 3 pinup! You go, Charles! This is my favorite so far.

Posted by mirror | August 16, 2007 8:02 AM

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