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Those are some hot foreheads, eh Charles?!

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 3, 2007 11:30 AM
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Wow. You were the perfect person to review this. Are there any songs/dance numbers in it?

Posted by thecandyqueen | August 3, 2007 11:31 AM
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So nothing like the toys then which are basically babies dressed as sluts.

Posted by monkey | August 3, 2007 11:35 AM
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Slutbabiez!

Posted by Soupytwist | August 3, 2007 11:43 AM
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A critical sampling of "Bratz," courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes:

"This is why the terrorists hate us."
- Onion AV Club

"For all its blather about 'letting your spirit soar,' it’s really about furthering an MTV-defined version of cool, which means too many clothes, too little education and too much money."
-Variety

"In the end, the most offensive part of Bratz isn't its stereotypes or brand expansion; it's the sorry state of Jon Voight's career."
-Village Voice

"Wow, is this movie mind-numblingly vapid and shrill."
-AP

"Bratz is like being raped by MySpace."
-CinemaBlend.com

You're way, way out on a limb with this one, Charles. Good luck to you.

Posted by Matthew | August 3, 2007 11:45 AM
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...and then they all put all belly shirts and go to the mall.

Posted by J.R. | August 3, 2007 11:53 AM
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I meant "put on." Doh!

Posted by J.R. | August 3, 2007 11:54 AM
8

Yeah - BS on this one. Those toys are straight evil.

Posted by Ryan | August 3, 2007 12:18 PM
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Best Mudede movie review EVAR!

Posted by Gitai | August 3, 2007 12:30 PM
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I hope someone called the cops on you while you were perusing the young girls at the theatre.

I would have.

Posted by ecce homo | August 3, 2007 12:46 PM
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Okay. I never bought into the hype that Ecce Homo is Dan until that comment @10. Sealed the deal.

Posted by Callie | August 3, 2007 12:53 PM
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Chaz talk is the most dangerous thing to an adult mind.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 3, 2007 1:18 PM
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no boy talk? dykez.

Posted by brandon | August 3, 2007 1:38 PM
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My dad was a gay racist. Really gay, really into gay rights, hated black people-- and brown people and Asians and pretty much all non-whites --with a deep and fiery passion. And it was always sort of fascinating to me that someone who could talk such a good game when it came to gay rights was not only a racist, but a loud, angry unapologetic racist. It's like he had really sharp senses in a certain frequency and he was deaf and blind to everything else.

I often think that about you, Charles. You can spot the racist subtext in a clear glass of water, but when it comes to objectifying women and all the negative shit that implies you've got more in common with Andrew Dice Clay than you do with bell hooks. It's really... I think appalling might be the word I'm looking for, but I'm not sure.

Posted by Judah | August 3, 2007 2:05 PM
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What Charles needs in his life is some of this.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 3, 2007 2:15 PM
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Saw the TV ad. Yuck.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 3, 2007 2:53 PM
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They look like a second generation series of modified clones of Angelina Jolie that escaped the lab.

Posted by Jay | August 3, 2007 5:01 PM
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