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Hello, Comcast?
Yes, I'd like to sign up for The Secular Channel.
Why, yes, I'll take the Sodomy Package as well! For only $6.66 a month, how can I resist?
I wonder if they will show Hutch getting gang banged by a football team?
Dear Prayer Warrior,
Today my family and I are planning to go see Rush Hour 3. Please pray for us that my car gets the maximum gas mileage and the route we chose is the most suitable one to glorify God. Please pray that the popcorn we order is not too salty and that the sodas do not have too much ice in them. Please pray that I do not get something sticky on my shoes from the theatre floor. Pray that our seats are comfortable and that God sees fit not to place some loud talker near me and my family. Please beg the Almighty that everyone in the theatre chooses to praise Him by turning off their cell phones. And finally please pray that there is some supple man meat waiting for me in the bathroom when I excuse my self due to the "over active bladder" that Jesus has blessed me with.
Tonight on Inside Edition.. batshit crazy preachers and the people who listen to them. Also, is your pet psychic? We met a woman in Florida who can tell you.
Um, Hutch was actually just going down to Denver for one of Mike Jones special "massage" packages. PROSTATE MASSAGE!
I'm going to pray that his luggage gets lost...
Dear Prayer Warrior,
Please pray that they film me from a low angle, as my nostrils are the prettiest.
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