Comments on No Sex, Thanks--I'm still Paying the Emergency-Room Bills from the Last Time
The hottest sex position of the summer is anything you can get away with in the photo booth at Pony.
Sooo last year. These were the icons for the Special-Ed Olympics, 2003.
Feh. I'm too lazy to do any position nowadays more taxing than doggy style. Damn this heavy workload.
Those don't even look close to fun, especially the latter one.
Psh. No gay lovin' on this post.
NSFFW, FFS.
Take a day off. Cough.
I wonder what David Postman thinks...
Who thinks it would be fun to screw on a flight of stairs? The others are impractical but look like they could be fun - you know, like if the raft doesn't fold in half or just pop out from under the girl, or if the ladder isn't too small for such a thing, but any woman silly enough to try the stairs is asking for a dozen appointments at the chiropractor. And the guy better have a strong upper body because he's going to be exhausted.
Sometimes I think Cosmo is aimed directly at girls 15-22, because these positions only look intriguing if you just started having sex and want to try it in EVERY DIFFERENT POSITION POSSIBLE, EVER.
That shit looks like way too much effort for me and Mr. Jessica.
Does anyone over at Cosmo actually get laid? Watersex is highly overrated. Sounds awesome in theory, with floating around and all, but plays hell with the actual mechanics. It can be done, don't get me wrong, but its definately something that fails to live up to the hype. Not to mention, most pools are too deep to have the raft one work, unless the guy is 6'8" or taller...
Here's some gay, Mistah Poe.
@3 I'm so lazy I'm thinking of becoming a bottom so I can just lie there and read a book or something...
It seems to me that highly unusual sex positions are usually more fun in theory than practice, and mostly intriguing to those who spend more time viewing porn than having sex.
@11 - I've had decent sex in hot tubs, but it's true, pool sex usually doesn't work so well. There seems to be, well, lubrication issues.
Yah, I could never understand water sex. Water washes away all lubrication. But that one on the raft looks kind of fun....in the shallow end?
Lazy fucks, unite! So much pleasure, so little effort.
Or maybe that's meant to be in the kiddie pool.
@15: here's your group's slogan:
lazy fucks for lazy fucks
been there done that - and if you have sex on a beach or in the surf, the sand is not a good idea, IMHO.
@17: And next comes the t-shirt stage.
Water doesn't wash away Crisco.
Why am I suddenly overcome by the urge to go chlorinate my pool?
is there a position for lazy couples where both partners can be on the bottom?
@22: Vibrators.
OMG!
Crisco?!
Yes, Crisco.
I don't buy the Randy Raft. She's gonna go slidin' all over that shit, and suddenly fall off it and break your dick in like, three seconds.
@23:
they'd need to be carbon neutral.
@25 - you take a soapy shower after - but it gets all over you bedsheets.
A sling has all the benefits of the raft, minus the lubrication issues. Not to mention a sling is year-round!
ugh, ocean water in girl parts ftl.
@22 - well, duh. Both (or all three of you) lie on your sides and just sort of wriggle.
Geez, do I have to explain everything us old farts do to you damn kids?!
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