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Monday, August 27, 2007

My 5 Favorite Dirty Words Or Phrases, In No Particular Order

posted by on August 27 at 13:21 PM

•Cum Dumpster
•Power Bottom

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Ahhh Power Bottom, wasn't that what Donald Rumsfield was?

Posted by Just Me | August 27, 2007 1:22 PM

Thanks to Team America I'm now a big fan of "JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST"

Posted by monkey | August 27, 2007 1:24 PM

Woot! FYI: I'm wooting for the lack of asshat.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 27, 2007 1:26 PM

Asshat is probably number six.

Posted by Ari Spool | August 27, 2007 1:28 PM

The C Bomb is so powerful it can't be mentioned!

Posted by Say It Ain't | August 27, 2007 1:28 PM


Posted by Mr. Poe | August 27, 2007 1:30 PM

Power bottom is dirty? I thought it was just potentially accurate.

Posted by Gitai | August 27, 2007 1:32 PM

I never used the C-word until I started regularly getting stuck in traffic, then cut off or nearly merged into by large luxury SUVs. Then I became a c--t fountain.

I'm also partial to fucktard and asshat.

Posted by Jessica | August 27, 2007 1:35 PM

All forms of "fuck" make me happy, really. I'm also a huge fan of asshat, and thanks to Shawn of the Dead I have no problem saying "cunt" out loud in public.

Posted by monkey | August 27, 2007 1:41 PM

Dickshit. Fuckburger (with pickles). Shitface. Ass. Pants.

Posted by Carollani | August 27, 2007 1:58 PM

I like ass clown. As in "no talent ass clown".

Posted by opus23 | August 27, 2007 2:02 PM

Cockbiter: Because there's nothing wrong with sucking cocks, but everything wrong with biting them.

Posted by Soupytwist | August 27, 2007 2:03 PM

From Penny Arcade:

Trash fucker

Posted by ZacMatic | August 27, 2007 2:08 PM

Fucktard is good. Fuckwit is better.

Posted by kid icarus | August 27, 2007 2:09 PM

#13: Junkslut is brilliant. I shall work it into my repetoire.

Posted by Ari Spool | August 27, 2007 2:20 PM

Don't you guys watch Strangers With Candy?

What about BLOODFART?

Posted by Lindy | August 27, 2007 2:23 PM

"Chickenshit" is colloquial and cute. I love Chickenshit. If you really have to hurt feelings, call them a "Shit Chicken".

Also, "Bitch Puddle" will straighten out your whiney friends pretty quick.

"Customer" is one I learmed from Baristas. But that's a pretty harsh dis. Don;t call someone a "Customer" unless they've really been pushing you around.

"Gentrifier" is a hot new one. It's really blowing up on Cap Hill and in The Caucasian District. Someone noses their SUV too far into the crosswalk, slap the hood of their Deathstar and yell, "I'm walkin' here you Gentrifier!"

"Freedom Hater" gets bandied about in my circle pretty liberally. It's more reserve for say, you're at a restaurant and you want to substitute salad for fries and they say no. You just mumble "Freedom hater" under your breath as they walk off.

"Racist" is commonly interchangeable with "Freedom Hater"

But the worst thing someone can yell at you?


That one hurts like no other. Go to the mayor's next public address and yell, "Up yours, Federline!" first moment of silence that comes up and see where that gets you.

Posted by Slanguager | August 27, 2007 2:24 PM

How about cum guzzler - a much more positive and fun version of cum dumpster...

Posted by Devo | August 27, 2007 2:28 PM

You forgot the worst thing you can call someone ... Republican.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 27, 2007 2:48 PM

Be careful with Republican. I called my friend Jon a republican once and he took one of those "3 steps from across the room" swings at me.

He was well within rights so it's forgiven. I crossed the line with that one.

Posted by Namegame | August 27, 2007 2:52 PM

I thank the Wire and its articulate use of profanity for reintroducing, "shitbird," into my vocabulary.

Posted by christopher hong | August 27, 2007 3:08 PM

In explaining the difference between a queef and a queeb (both of which are awesome words, incidentally), a friend introduced me to quite possibly the most fantastically revolting phrase I'd ever heard:

"Bloody, runny pussy fart."

Did I mention we were eating cherry Jello at the time? Classic.

Posted by chrisdiani | August 27, 2007 3:30 PM

"power bottom" hahahaha

my boyfriend and I laugh our asses off every time that one comes up. Surprised to see it used by others!

Posted by mr. ryan | August 27, 2007 4:07 PM

for some reason, my d&d group repeats this phrase a lot :

"barf queef"

i like it.

Posted by erin | August 27, 2007 5:00 PM

Cockwad is a favorite as is fucktard!

Posted by bozo | August 27, 2007 9:52 PM

Hmm...I've actually never heard all of those words before. I do need to get out more! I guess I better go look those words up on the internet or something...I'll check back if I can't find definitions.

Posted by Kristin Bell | August 27, 2007 10:35 PM

did you know there is a town in maryland called skagsville?!

it's true. and it's full of skags.

Posted by black and blue | August 28, 2007 10:53 AM

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