Ahhh Power Bottom, wasn't that what Donald Rumsfield was?

Thanks to Team America I'm now a big fan of "JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST"

Woot! FYI: I'm wooting for the lack of asshat.

Asshat is probably number six.

The C Bomb is so powerful it can't be mentioned!

Grrr!

Power bottom is dirty? I thought it was just potentially accurate.

I never used the C-word until I started regularly getting stuck in traffic, then cut off or nearly merged into by large luxury SUVs. Then I became a c--t fountain.

I'm also partial to fucktard and asshat.

All forms of "fuck" make me happy, really. I'm also a huge fan of asshat, and thanks to Shawn of the Dead I have no problem saying "cunt" out loud in public.

Dickshit. Fuckburger (with pickles). Shitface. Ass. Pants.

I like ass clown. As in "no talent ass clown".

Cockbiter: Because there's nothing wrong with sucking cocks, but everything wrong with biting them.

From Penny Arcade:

Cockthirsty
Trash fucker
Junkslut

Fucktard is good. Fuckwit is better.

#13: Junkslut is brilliant. I shall work it into my repetoire.

Don't you guys watch Strangers With Candy?

What about BLOODFART?

"Chickenshit" is colloquial and cute. I love Chickenshit. If you really have to hurt feelings, call them a "Shit Chicken".

Also, "Bitch Puddle" will straighten out your whiney friends pretty quick.

"Customer" is one I learmed from Baristas. But that's a pretty harsh dis. Don;t call someone a "Customer" unless they've really been pushing you around.

"Gentrifier" is a hot new one. It's really blowing up on Cap Hill and in The Caucasian District. Someone noses their SUV too far into the crosswalk, slap the hood of their Deathstar and yell, "I'm walkin' here you Gentrifier!"

"Freedom Hater" gets bandied about in my circle pretty liberally. It's more reserve for say, you're at a restaurant and you want to substitute salad for fries and they say no. You just mumble "Freedom hater" under your breath as they walk off.

"Racist" is commonly interchangeable with "Freedom Hater"

But the worst thing someone can yell at you?

"Federline"

That one hurts like no other. Go to the mayor's next public address and yell, "Up yours, Federline!" first moment of silence that comes up and see where that gets you.

How about cum guzzler - a much more positive and fun version of cum dumpster...

You forgot the worst thing you can call someone ... Republican.

Be careful with Republican. I called my friend Jon a republican once and he took one of those "3 steps from across the room" swings at me.

He was well within rights so it's forgiven. I crossed the line with that one.

I thank the Wire and its articulate use of profanity for reintroducing, "shitbird," into my vocabulary.

In explaining the difference between a queef and a queeb (both of which are awesome words, incidentally), a friend introduced me to quite possibly the most fantastically revolting phrase I'd ever heard:


"Bloody, runny pussy fart."


Did I mention we were eating cherry Jello at the time? Classic.

"power bottom" hahahaha

my boyfriend and I laugh our asses off every time that one comes up. Surprised to see it used by others!

for some reason, my d&d group repeats this phrase a lot :

"barf queef"

i like it.

Cockwad is a favorite as is fucktard!

Hmm...I've actually never heard all of those words before. I do need to get out more! I guess I better go look those words up on the internet or something...I'll check back if I can't find definitions.

did you know there is a town in maryland called skagsville?!

it's true. and it's full of skags.