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Uh huh. Yep. Right.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 29, 2007 12:44 PM
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That match was downright tedious to watch after the first fifteen minutes. It's a good thing she's so hot -- it staved off the boredom.

Posted by The General | August 29, 2007 12:45 PM
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Why does Charles get away with these horny posts by waxing poetic, I don't think that there is anything revelatory about lusting over Russian women.

Posted by Tost | August 29, 2007 12:49 PM
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chaz doesnt get away with it because people like me and poe call him on it, time and again.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 29, 2007 1:08 PM
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Yeah but that's what he's getting off on, Bellevue Ave. Though you already know this.

A.) He's not getting off on that picture. Because:
B.) Her forehead is lame and her belly is covered. And:
C.) Mudede is never horny when he's on shrooms.

That, or he's bored and tired of hunting bears for spleens.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 29, 2007 1:11 PM
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haha. this is great. better than peter bodo at tennis.com. please keep them coming.

Posted by josh | August 29, 2007 1:45 PM
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Lots of words just for an excuse to show a pic of her.

Just sayin.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 29, 2007 2:06 PM
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The way that dress wraps around her cooch is quite wonderful.

Somebody had to say it.

Posted by Matthew | August 29, 2007 3:19 PM
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Her cootch (I always like the "t") does look nice, but I'm still not sure about crystal doo-dads for tennis. Crystals are for EVENING and FOR THE STAGE. You could argue that it is an evening match, and yes, she is in some ways performing on a stage, but there's a disconnect. Tennis dresses are not evening dresses. They never have been and they never will be and to try and change them is wrong.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | August 29, 2007 3:39 PM
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Personally, I prefer snooch, as in "I'd like to get close to your snooch and give it a good snooch pounding"

In this context, snoochski would also be acceptable.

Posted by ... | August 29, 2007 3:43 PM
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pretty sure it should be more like 'moya' [MOI-YA]. and yes, said devotchka [dyev-uush-ka]is super fine.

Posted by viktor vaughn | August 29, 2007 11:29 PM
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What about the beauty of the Russian body, Charles? Mmmm.

Posted by Greg | August 30, 2007 8:13 AM

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