Slog - Comments on Memories of Ashe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe What did we hear when Sharapova spoke about her return to Arthur Ashe Stadium for the U.S. Open, the very court on which she decimated an Italian nobody: "There's no way to get rid of the memories when I walk on the court and feel the vibe," the second-seeded Russian said, 600 crystals on her red dress sparkling in the Arthur Ashe Stadium lights. "Every corner I turn here, I get goose bumps." What we heard is Russian nostalgia. "There's no way to get rid of the memories." Moy dushka, my darling, this is the beauty of the Russian mind:... Copyright 2008 Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:19:37 -0800 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:13:34 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Uh huh. Yep. Right.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793002 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793002 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:44:19 -0800 Comment by The General That match was downright tedious to watch after the first fifteen minutes. It's a good thing she's so hot -- it staved off the boredom.

]]> The General http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793005 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793005 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:45:25 -0800 Comment by Tost Why does Charles get away with these horny posts by waxing poetic, I don't think that there is anything revelatory about lusting over Russian women.

]]> Tost http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793014 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793014 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:49:40 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave chaz doesnt get away with it because people like me and poe call him on it, time and again.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793044 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793044 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:08:57 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Yeah but that's what he's getting off on, Bellevue Ave. Though you already know this.

A.) He's not getting off on that picture. Because:
B.) Her forehead is lame and her belly is covered. And:
C.) Mudede is never horny when he's on shrooms.

That, or he's bored and tired of hunting bears for spleens.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793046 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793046 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:11:49 -0800 Comment by josh haha. this is great. better than peter bodo at tennis.com. please keep them coming.

]]> josh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793079 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793079 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:45:17 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Lots of words just for an excuse to show a pic of her.

Just sayin.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793108 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:06:15 -0800 Comment by Matthew The way that dress wraps around her cooch is quite wonderful.

Somebody had to say it.

]]> Matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793198 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793198 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:19:01 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell Her cootch (I always like the "t") does look nice, but I'm still not sure about crystal doo-dads for tennis. Crystals are for EVENING and FOR THE STAGE. You could argue that it is an evening match, and yes, she is in some ways performing on a stage, but there's a disconnect. Tennis dresses are not evening dresses. They never have been and they never will be and to try and change them is wrong.

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793225 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:39:58 -0800 Comment by ... Personally, I prefer snooch, as in "I'd like to get close to your snooch and give it a good snooch pounding"

In this context, snoochski would also be acceptable.

]]> ... http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793228 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793228 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:43:05 -0800 Comment by viktor vaughn pretty sure it should be more like 'moya' [MOI-YA]. and yes, said devotchka [dyev-uush-ka]is super fine.

]]> viktor vaughn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793444 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793444 Arts Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:29:18 -0800 Comment by Greg What about the beauty of the Russian body, Charles? Mmmm.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793530 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/memories_of_the_ashe#c793530 Arts Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:13:34 -0800