News Mad Scientists Turn Healthy Straight Males into Sex-Crazed Gay Child Rapists
posted by August 8 at 9:14 AMon
Straight male moths, that is.
Scientists are using a powder that spreads female pheromones—the smell of sexual attraction—and confuses the male moths, thus slowing the breeding. The powder is left near breeding grounds and, when larvae hatch, they are coated in it. Other male moths are then tempted naturally to make contact with them, believing them to be female. Moths have small brains and dreadful eyesight.
But, hey, those moths are totally qualified—and naturally tempted—to chair the Young Republican National Federation.