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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Mad Scientists Turn Healthy Straight Males into Sex-Crazed Gay Child Rapists

posted by on August 8 at 9:14 AM

Straight male moths, that is.

Scientists are using a powder that spreads female pheromones—the smell of sexual attraction—and confuses the male moths, thus slowing the breeding. The powder is left near breeding grounds and, when larvae hatch, they are coated in it. Other male moths are then tempted naturally to make contact with them, believing them to be female. Moths have small brains and dreadful eyesight.

But, hey, those moths are totally qualified—and naturally tempted—to chair the Young Republican National Federation.

Via Towleroad.

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so basically, it's Axe body spray for insects?

Posted by michael strangeways | August 8, 2007 9:55 AM

For baby insects.

Posted by Dan Savage | August 8, 2007 9:56 AM

oh that is so wrong.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 8, 2007 10:50 AM

Moth larvae are terrible lays.

Posted by Fnarf | August 8, 2007 11:22 AM

wincing ...

Posted by OR matt | August 8, 2007 12:42 PM

It's the Screwfly Solution!

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