State vs LIMBERHAND? Please tell me that's a joke.
Maggie Gyllenhaal made rubbing one out in a bathroom stall kind of hot in Secretary. But Larry Craig is NO Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Notice that THIS reasonable expectation of privacy works AGAINST Craig's modus -- if I'm rubbing one out on the toilet, or whatever I'm doing in there, I have a legal right not to have Craig's big blue eye, his foot, his wedding ring, or anything else interfere with me.
"Limberhand" is good, isn't it?
(Beavis) Heh heh, LIMBERHAND, hm hm heh. Heh heh heh hm m heh!
LMAO
'nuff said.
I have a question on the entire sex in a restroom thing....
Have any of you seen gay porn? Hell, I have seen thousands of hours of it. And one of the more common glory hole scenes they use over and over again involves...... ((drum roll)) Public Restrooms!!!!
So I am going to guess that more guys find that more arousing than some want to admit.
Limberhand: "I have to go the bathroom."
Friend: "Number 1 or number 2?"
Limberhand: "Uh, actually number 3."
I'm begging you, Dan, please don't subject us to the word "fwap" ever again.
The public potty putz pulling scandal is a glorious diversion for the goi. Please fill as many column inches as you possibly can with this blather.
SWEET. Packing for a move to Idaho.
Oh wait, I can just do it in the bedroom. No need to move.
True, a bathroom may not be the most sexually arousing setting imaginable, but sometimes desperate measures are called for. I remember in high school being in such a constant state of horniness that sometimes the only way I could make it through the day was to rub one out in the bathroom during lunch (although I had no idea at the time that I had the constitutional right to do so -- I was sure I'd burn in hell for it). Usually it only took about 30 seconds to accomplish the task, if I recall.
Ah, those were the days...
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