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State vs LIMBERHAND? Please tell me that's a joke.

Posted by Mahtli69 | August 31, 2007 11:29 AM

Maggie Gyllenhaal made rubbing one out in a bathroom stall kind of hot in Secretary. But Larry Craig is NO Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Posted by Baxter | August 31, 2007 11:30 AM

Notice that THIS reasonable expectation of privacy works AGAINST Craig's modus -- if I'm rubbing one out on the toilet, or whatever I'm doing in there, I have a legal right not to have Craig's big blue eye, his foot, his wedding ring, or anything else interfere with me.

"Limberhand" is good, isn't it?

Posted by Fnarf | August 31, 2007 12:03 PM

(Beavis) Heh heh, LIMBERHAND, hm hm heh. Heh heh heh hm m heh!

Posted by sketchy homo | August 31, 2007 12:20 PM


'nuff said.

Posted by Toby | August 31, 2007 12:25 PM

I have a question on the entire sex in a restroom thing....

Have any of you seen gay porn? Hell, I have seen thousands of hours of it. And one of the more common glory hole scenes they use over and over again involves...... ((drum roll)) Public Restrooms!!!!

So I am going to guess that more guys find that more arousing than some want to admit.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | August 31, 2007 12:36 PM

Limberhand: "I have to go the bathroom."

Friend: "Number 1 or number 2?"

Limberhand: "Uh, actually number 3."

Posted by Sean | August 31, 2007 12:53 PM

I'm begging you, Dan, please don't subject us to the word "fwap" ever again.

Posted by Sean | August 31, 2007 12:56 PM

The public potty putz pulling scandal is a glorious diversion for the goi. Please fill as many column inches as you possibly can with this blather.

Posted by Issur | August 31, 2007 2:17 PM

SWEET. Packing for a move to Idaho.

Oh wait, I can just do it in the bedroom. No need to move.

Posted by Dianna | August 31, 2007 3:27 PM

True, a bathroom may not be the most sexually arousing setting imaginable, but sometimes desperate measures are called for. I remember in high school being in such a constant state of horniness that sometimes the only way I could make it through the day was to rub one out in the bathroom during lunch (although I had no idea at the time that I had the constitutional right to do so -- I was sure I'd burn in hell for it). Usually it only took about 30 seconds to accomplish the task, if I recall.

Ah, those were the days...

Posted by SDA in SEA | August 31, 2007 4:51 PM

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