Slog - Comments on Jenna Bush: Taken http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken One Bush twin down, one to go: Laura Bush’s office announced today that Jenna Bush is now engaged to Henry Hager, a former aide to Mr. Bush’s political strategist, Karl Rove. Mr. Hager is the son of a prominent Virginia Republican, John H. Hager, an assistant secretary of education in Mr. Bush’s administration and the former Virginia lieutenant governor.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:24:52 -0800 Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:27:32 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Cato the Younger Younger How many months along is Jenna right now? And does she swallow?

]]> Cato the Younger Younger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784799 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784799 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:29:31 -0800 Comment by bma Chip Bush Hager for Prez, 2052!

(Or fill in whatever annoyingly whitebread name they'll be giving to their Republican spawn...)

]]> bma http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784800 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784800 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:30:08 -0800 Comment by joe blow i have friends from college that used to do blow in the bathroom with jenna in high school in austin. like father like daughter!

i used to have a bumper sticker that said 'jenna stole my id'

]]> joe blow http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784801 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784801 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:32:59 -0800 Comment by Ryan $10 she's pregnant.

]]> Ryan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784819 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784819 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:49:02 -0800 Comment by laterite ...Aaaaaand the next generation is upon us! Celebrate!

]]> laterite http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784820 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:49:46 -0800 Comment by Thom A nice pic of her and future hubby, she's always holding a drink in her picture.
http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/2005/11/08.html

]]> Thom http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784824 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784824 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:54:28 -0800 Comment by monkey uhg, that family makes me ill.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784846 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784846 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:08:34 -0800 Comment by jzilla wonkette is reporting on a baby-bump as well:

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-knocked-up-loaded/how-pregnant-is-jenna-bush-290373.php

]]> jzilla http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784850 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784850 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:11:53 -0800 Comment by Gitai Has anyone given her fiance the directions to the nearest Alanon meeting? Cause he's gonna need them.

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784851 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784851 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:12:48 -0800 Comment by Gloria What a classy couple.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784854 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784854 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:13:57 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Wait a sec, if she is totally preggars, doesn't that mean that she and her brownshirt bf had pre-marital sex?

We all know that Republicans don't do that 'cause won't the future baby/current American Foetus be born with three heads or something?

Jenna Bush, Ignorance-Only-Education Postergirl.

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784856 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784856 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:14:16 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Bush's family is how every family in America should look. They represent the very definition of a moral Christian family.

Clearly.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784875 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784875 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:23:44 -0800 Comment by raindrop Gawd, you folks are nasty. She's just the president's daughter - what did she ever do to you? Leave her alone!

]]> raindrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784879 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784879 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:27:27 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle one of my Facebook friends is dating the other Bush twin. he's a libertarian, so I guess that's ok.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784886 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784886 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:33:17 -0800 Comment by um Preggers? I doubt it. It's just those stupid, trendy maternity-style shirts and dresses that are so popular now. So unflattering. They make anyone who wears them look pregnant.

]]> um http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784889 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784889 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:35:46 -0800 Comment by David I'm trying to work up a convoluted conspiracy theory connecting this to the announcement of Rove's resignation, but I'm not coming up with anything very convincing. Like, one of the Bushes wanted Rove out, so they agreed to give Jenna to his aide if he resigned? (Like part of Rove's severance package.) Or the aide had some good dirt on Rove, and blackmailed him into forcing Bush to marry Jenna off, then Rove realized what he'd done and resigned in shame and self-disgust?

]]> David http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784905 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784905 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:47:23 -0800 Comment by Juris Eh, no loss: Barbara's the "hot" one anyways.

]]> Juris http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784989 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784989 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:00:13 -0800 Comment by Colton Well - at least we know now where Carl Rove will be when at the end of the month he "Leaves to be with his family"

]]> Colton http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784992 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c784992 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:01:15 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew OMG, I just remembered this is one of the 'future scandals' they covered on the Daily Show a few years ago, I think:

JENNA PREGNANT - OSAMA'S THE FATHER!!

followed by:

JENNA/OSAMA SEX TAPE!!

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785011 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785011 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:20:20 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt That photo reminds me just how classy the Bush twins are.

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785111 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785111 Politics Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:42:35 -0800 Comment by boremenow That reception is going to be a real throw-down with "Dime-bag" Laura and Bushie in attendance. The White House hasn't seen that much booze consumed since Grant was Prez. Damn.

]]> boremenow http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785200 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785200 Politics Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:32:35 -0800 Comment by lowbrow Completely Unsubstantiated Conspiracy Theory: That baby ain't Hager's. Beerslut Jenna got knocked up at a kegger. And since the only thing worse than premarital sex is single motherhood, the Administration had to find a loyal bushie to take the fall.

Wait. I think I got something wrong up there. There are plenty of things Bushies think are worse than premarital sex, like mutually pleasurable sex, gay sex, and, of course, married gay sex. Here's hoping Barbara doesn't disappoint.

]]> lowbrow http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785425 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785425 Politics Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:08:45 -0800 Comment by s h Ziegler I hope Bill Clinton has an alibi, or they will blame him for this too

]]> s h Ziegler http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785523 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/jenna_bush_taken#c785523 Politics Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:27:32 -0800