City “Hot Tip, If You Want It”
posted by August 30 at 15:26 PMon
This just in to Last Days, from Hot Tipper Annie:
Hi. I’ve just moved back to town after a few years away. Last night on a 316 bus, I saw a woman usurp an occupied seat by saying, “Excuse me, would you mind if I sat down? I’m trying to conceive.”
Is it more hilarious that she actually said this, or that it worked?
I assume Annie means the ruse worked in earning the woman a bus seat, not securing her conception. Either way, to answer Annie’s question, the woman’s statement and her bus mate’s response are equally hilarious.