Slog - Comments on Hey, Housewives! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives Is your marriage sexless and dull? Drudgery of housework got you down? Don't ask for sex or help around the house--buy a vibrator attachment for your vacuum cleaner, and you'll moan for more, more, more carpet to clean! According to The Sun: WOMEN could turn dust into lust — with a sex toy that brings pleasure to HOUSEWORK. [...] The plastic tubular gadget fits on the end of a vacuum pipe. Its makers say frustrated housewives can place it above their private parts — and orgasm in just TEN SECONDS. I used to moan about housework--but now I moan while... Copyright 2008 Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:55:13 -0800 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:21:23 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by NapoleonXIV Sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets an ovary sucked out.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789674 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789674 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:59:57 -0800 Comment by ddv shouldn't this infuriate you since they designed a tool specifically for women and housecleaning?!? i mean, the nerve to think that women run the vacum and are domestic slaves to men.

]]> ddv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789677 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789677 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:01:32 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver Sure, frustrated housewives should just masturbate more. Don't leave the loser who can't pleasure you, don't demand that he get better, just accept your lot and rub it while he's at work banging the admin.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789682 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789682 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:03:27 -0800 Comment by monkey Helen, your carpet looks AMAZING!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789692 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789692 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:08:21 -0800 Comment by Adina Cleaning should be ecstasy for a woman. After my girlfriend did Halachic conversion so we could marry, she became a much better house cleaner. Sex got better to!

]]> Adina http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789694 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789694 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:10:58 -0800 Comment by jan reminds me, babes in toyland is closed? the mexican food place is closed next to neumos?

thank goodness we have a lot of rich people in this town to rent out the new spaces and spend lots to remodel, lots on promotion, lots on interesting menus.

i'm picking up a cucumber at macphersons on beacon hill, and gonna be absent from your scene for a while. life certainly has more to offer, and it starts with a good old fashioned O

]]> jan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789711 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789711 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:20:07 -0800 Comment by QuimbyMcF What will modern science think of next? Replacing the Flash Blend setting on my Waring 14-speed blender with Hot Flash for that extra rush while preparing frozen Margueritas?

]]> QuimbyMcF http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789717 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789717 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:24:50 -0800 Comment by tsm Just buy a Roomba and send it off while you get off the standard way.

(Seriously, though, I recommend the Roomba. It rocks.)

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789733 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789733 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:36:39 -0800 Comment by Dave Coffman 10 years working as a paramedic in a rural emergency room showed me:

1) Watch out when it's a full moon.
2) No glass in the vagina or ass.
3) No suction in the vagina or ass.
4) The use of a wine bottle in the vagina or ass when incorrectly applied does one of two things:
a) The neck snaps off and you have a bloody mess.
b) You start pulling parts out if the suction in the bottle is just right.
5) The vacuum cleaner should be used for cleaning the floor.

Just sayin.

]]> Dave Coffman http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789737 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789737 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:39:54 -0800 Comment by ECB Um, boys? A vibrator works by stimulating the clit. So does this contraption. You don't insert it; you hold it on your clit. Therefore: No risk of pulling out organs. Still looks like a dumb idea, though.

]]> ECB http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789770 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789770 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:57:14 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV You thought I was gonna look at teh gadget and try and figure it out?

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789782 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789782 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:02:26 -0800 Comment by OR Matt The washer and drier got all the love, and now the vacuum wants some. And I suppose they have to figure out something to do for the stove and ... maybe that will keep a woman at home.

The whole thing is just odd

]]> OR Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789804 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789804 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:18:02 -0800 Comment by Geni My husband does the vacuuming. He wants to know why they're not advertising a Vac-U-Suck attachment.

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789808 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789808 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:21:45 -0800 Comment by jzilla Dave Coffman @9 = POST OF THE YEAR!!!

]]> jzilla http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789818 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789818 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:30:41 -0800 Comment by call me a snot C'mon Dave @ 9. What kind of idiot would put an open wine bottle inside of themselves or someone else? Of course it could suck stuff out if it got locked on there. Scary thought.

]]> call me a snot http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789849 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c789849 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:55:48 -0800 Comment by Giffy @8 Ah its hungry...

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790016 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:34:18 -0800 Comment by Kate Is no one going to point out the fact that if the fun only lasts 10 seconds, you sure as hell aren't gonna get a lot of cleaning done?

]]> Kate http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790034 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:06:24 -0800 Comment by Sean Matt @3:
Since when is masterbation a sign that your partner isn't satisyfing you? Masterbation, especially female masterbation, is a blessed thing. If your girlfriend is an avid masterbator, marry her immediately!

Have you ever fucked a chick who never masterbated before? I have, and although I've never fucked a blow up doll, but I imagine the experience is quite similar.

]]> Sean http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790055 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790055 Sex Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:02:01 -0800 Comment by scout #18. for christsakes... it's spelled masturbation... masterbation makes you sound like a fuckin hillbilly.... and i had a friend, by the way, who mastUrbated growing up and used the euphamism "vacuming" for the act, about 30 years ago.... funny.

]]> scout http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790071 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/hey_housewives#c790071 Sex Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:21:23 -0800