Comments on A Handful of Love

Because, who doesn't look forward to visiting their crazy aunt with her wall-sized collection of "Heavenly Handfuls" dolls?

I mean, it's better than being stuck in a room full of Teddy Bears, right?

It's so much worse.

"An exciting variety of ways."

Uh, creepy.

America's national psychosis deepens.

One assumes that in another room of every house with a collection of these in it, the collector's ACTUAL child is going to be filming a porno with an ex-con for a few more hits of meth.

Don't you remember when pictures of these dolls were circulating the net a few years ago, and everyone thought they were made of marzipan?

Is it a piece of anti-abortion propaganda designed to ascribe the qualities of a whole baby to a fetus-sized humanoid?

Well, if this makes one or more women of their own free will choose to not have an abortion, then why would anyone have a problem with that?

My God, that's so fucking creepy. I pray my mother doesn't find out about them. She's already filled one room with dolls. Being in there is utterly disturbing, as a hundred glassy, unblinking eyes stare at you.

Mmm, pennyroyal!

It's a vibrator, right?

Mmm, marzipan babies.

@7

Walk in that room at night. Close the blinds. Eat some shrooms. Turn the light on for about 1 second then turn it off. Don't close your eyes.

You will freak the fuck out. Trust me.

Nothing's more fun than preemies.

Especially the 40 percent you end up burying in shoeboxes.

Remind me never to go into your backyard, Will.

Tangent: Someone actually reserved and owns the domain 'Fetii.com' - a parked page which features 'Health and Beauty products' as well as 'Cellular Accessories'

For the complete opposite, try http://www.flickr.com/photos/10468439@N05/sets/72157601021948061/

Jen Graves will like this one.

Allsux, I hope you're not laboring under the impression that the non-word "fetii" is the plural of "fetus". It is not. It's "fetuses".

That's so freaking weird, Fnarf.

@11 I had enough bad trips in that house, thank you.

That baby thing looks like a parasite.

It's a DOLL, people! A DOLL! Stop acting so weird!

#20: Anyone who owns that doll is by definition weird, or a gramma.

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