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1

"He might have a gun in his Cheeto bag"

Sentence of the year!!!

Posted by Awesome! | August 3, 2007 1:22 PM
2

If only he was trying to attack the EMP itself.

Posted by Patrick | August 3, 2007 1:28 PM
3

ditto @ #1

Awesome!

Posted by monkey | August 3, 2007 1:31 PM
4

put this one down as a gun crime. in sea-town's nutty crime stats, if someone says, he said he had a gun or he said he would bust a cap on me, than that gets put down as a gun crime, even if no gun was ever present and people start screaming about rising gun related crime.

Posted by SeMe | August 3, 2007 1:34 PM
5

Where can I buy these bags that contain only a single cheeto?

Posted by muckfetro | August 3, 2007 1:42 PM
6

You forgot to capitalize Cheeto asshole.

Posted by Some People's Children | August 3, 2007 1:50 PM
7

A few blocks away there is a guy at the Cinerama Theatre who might have a dick in his popcorn bag. More at eleven

Posted by Smarm | August 3, 2007 1:58 PM
8

Ghetto-ist holster ever!

ROFL


Posted by K X One | August 3, 2007 2:04 PM
9

CHEETO asshole? Is that when Chester gives you the shocker.

P.S. You forgot to capitalize Asshole, asshole

Posted by muckfetro | August 3, 2007 2:43 PM
10

Alert Mayor Nickels!

The EMP must be SHUT DOWN as a menace to Public Safety!

Also, we clearly need a "Cheetos Impact Area" around the Seattle Center.

Let's git 'er done, people!

Posted by COMTE | August 3, 2007 2:47 PM
11

Friends don't let friends buy Cheeto bags.

They might have guns in them.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 3, 2007 2:47 PM
12

oh, and I agree with @10 - besides, I hear the anti-sk8r crowd goes there, and you know how violent they are, with their suits and ties and other gang clothes they wear - not like your typical Seattleite.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 3, 2007 2:49 PM
13

@11

You're thinking of Cracker Jacks. Cheetos you have to add your own gun

Posted by Ask Me Anything | August 3, 2007 4:20 PM
14

Hey y'all I had a bad case of Cheeto finger at work today. I just finished cleaning my keyboard.

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15

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17

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