Slog - Comments on Gunman Outside EMP? http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp A caller reports that there's a gunman at 6th and Harrison outside EMP. Well, SPD tells us a victim called in at 12:24 pm to say he was at 6th and Thomas where a suspect tried to stab him with a screw driver. Earlier, the suspect had tried to break into the victim's car. The suspect fled, but the victim reports: He "might have a gun in his cheeto bag." Five or six officers are searching the area for the suspect.... Copyright 2008 Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:02:19 -0800 Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:47:46 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Awesome! "He might have a gun in his Cheeto bag"

Sentence of the year!!!

]]> Awesome! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775018 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775018 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:22:24 -0800 Comment by Patrick If only he was trying to attack the EMP itself.

]]> Patrick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775029 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775029 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:30 -0800 Comment by monkey ditto @ #1

Awesome!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775033 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775033 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:31:41 -0800 Comment by SeMe put this one down as a gun crime. in sea-town's nutty crime stats, if someone says, he said he had a gun or he said he would bust a cap on me, than that gets put down as a gun crime, even if no gun was ever present and people start screaming about rising gun related crime.

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775035 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775035 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:34:51 -0800 Comment by muckfetro Where can I buy these bags that contain only a single cheeto?

]]> muckfetro http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775044 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775044 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:42:03 -0800 Comment by Some People's Children You forgot to capitalize Cheeto asshole.

]]> Some People's Children http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775055 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775055 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:50:16 -0800 Comment by Smarm A few blocks away there is a guy at the Cinerama Theatre who might have a dick in his popcorn bag. More at eleven

]]> Smarm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775070 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775070 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:58:38 -0800 Comment by K X One

Ghetto-ist holster ever!

ROFL


]]> K X One http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775077 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775077 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:04:52 -0800 Comment by muckfetro CHEETO asshole? Is that when Chester gives you the shocker.

P.S. You forgot to capitalize Asshole, asshole

]]> muckfetro http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775123 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775123 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:43:58 -0800 Comment by COMTE Alert Mayor Nickels!

The EMP must be SHUT DOWN as a menace to Public Safety!

Also, we clearly need a "Cheetos Impact Area" around the Seattle Center.

Let's git 'er done, people!

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775129 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775129 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:47:39 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Friends don't let friends buy Cheeto bags.

They might have guns in them.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775130 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775130 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:47:45 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle oh, and I agree with @10 - besides, I hear the anti-sk8r crowd goes there, and you know how violent they are, with their suits and ties and other gang clothes they wear - not like your typical Seattleite.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775132 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775132 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:49:53 -0800 Comment by Ask Me Anything @11

You're thinking of Cracker Jacks. Cheetos you have to add your own gun

]]> Ask Me Anything http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775230 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775230 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:20:10 -0800 Comment by Shaniqua Jackson Hey y'all I had a bad case of Cheeto finger at work today. I just finished cleaning my keyboard.

]]> Shaniqua Jackson http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775252 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c775252 News Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:43:41 -0800 Comment by mlduzxao mchbjdrpf xbvmgn fmzleo pfrmnywjq rqwnleuvb oidwsy kunbfr jxdow

]]> mlduzxao mchbjdrpf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c781026 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c781026 News Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:46:27 -0800 Comment by mlduzxao mchbjdrpf xbvmgn fmzleo pfrmnywjq rqwnleuvb oidwsy kunbfr jxdow

]]> mlduzxao mchbjdrpf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c781030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c781030 News Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:47:20 -0800 Comment by ofvy qbtkw tfhlup scenw ipar cmbqp gvhkatos miuljfa cgusbit http://www.voze.skqew.com

]]> ofvy qbtkw http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c781032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/gunman_outside_emp#c781032 News Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:47:46 -0800