Comments on Great Moments in Celebrity Endorsements

That, sir, be a funny-ass joke. I commend thee.

Remember when you hadn't yet seen the episode where Vito got killed, at least until a Stranger writer sodomized your hapless sense of surprise by dropping unannounced spoilers in a random blog post?

Nah, I don't remember that either. It seems so long ago.

Aw come on, Evan. Not only is the series over, the fact of Vito's death and sodomy at the business end of a pool cue is so much a part of the public consciousness that they've released a SIGNATURE POOL CUE.

Next you're going to tell me who won the 2000 election. Have you no shame?!?

I have more than enough shame.

P.S. Rosebud is a sled.