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Friday, August 3, 2007

Gonna Have Ourselves a Ball. Or Two.

posted by on August 3 at 8:58 AM

Right now I’m waiting for Kelly O, who is picking up a rental car, to call. Then we hit the road for Montana and the Testicle Festival. Then we eat balls.

Whee!

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1

Just balls?! What about turkey necks and chicken hearts?!

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 3, 2007 9:06 AM
2

I love Rock Creek Lodge!! Have yourself a ball!!! :)

Posted by Katie | August 3, 2007 9:08 AM
3

What? No ovaries on the menu?

Posted by Original Andrew | August 3, 2007 9:10 AM
4

Blech. Only balls I'll ever stick in my mouth have a man attached.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | August 3, 2007 9:21 AM
5

yumm, huevos de toro con tequila. =)

im mos def envious.

Posted by SeMe | August 3, 2007 9:21 AM
6

Do not, I repeat, do not let Kelly O drive - especially all the way to Montana (that'll take "balls"). Oh my uckingfay oddgay!

Posted by Momma | August 3, 2007 9:26 AM
7

You don't have to drive all the way to Montana to eat balls dear.

Posted by balls | August 3, 2007 9:34 AM
8

mmmmmm....Tasticals....

if they come home with bruises on their forehead we'll know what kind of 'balls' they really had...

Posted by michael strangeways | August 3, 2007 9:35 AM
9

Sweet. Anyone know where one can get bull's balls in Seattle? I've been wanting to try the great "Rocky Mountain oyster" for some time now.

Posted by tsm | August 3, 2007 9:40 AM
10

You guys don't have to drive all the way to Montana, you can come eat my balls. I live just a quick jaunt away in the U-district!

Posted by Joh | August 3, 2007 9:55 AM
11

Blech.

Posted by Michigan Matt | August 3, 2007 10:14 AM
12

Been there, done that, grew up in the rockies in BC.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 3, 2007 10:51 AM
13

Cruel. Haven't you ever heard a cow scream, yes, literally SCREAM, when it is getting its balls chopped off? Hideous.

Posted by Catman | August 3, 2007 10:53 AM
14

i'm not sure about the balls but i do hey tsm #9
i know that you can get frozen bull peninses (penii?) at lam's seafood market on 12th and king (little saigon)which is right across the street from my house. i saw a recipe of sorts on an anthony bourdain show once.. they was curried bull penises (penii?) and the penis itself look a bit gross but the sauce looked yummy...
but idn't that the way it is sometimes..

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | August 3, 2007 10:58 AM
15

Riz: the correct plural of penis is "penes." And that's one to grow on.

Also, blech.

Posted by Levislade | August 3, 2007 11:01 AM
16

I wonder if you have to order them in pairs.

Posted by monkey | August 3, 2007 11:23 AM
17

You two are going to have the time of your lives!

NSFW: http://www.testyfesty.com/

It is SOO much fun. In a total biker/redneck sorta way.

Posted by Joey V | August 3, 2007 11:38 AM
18

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Posted by Paulus | August 3, 2007 1:55 PM
19

@13,

Are you sure it wasn't a bull?

Posted by keshmeshi | August 3, 2007 2:03 PM
20

Good catch, keshmeshi, I was about to post the same thing ... g0d, city folk are such n00bz sometimes ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 3, 2007 2:57 PM

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