"There's something in the nuts."
Oh. My. God.
You are pushing up on Charles for the best Slogger.
It's a little known fact that Catholics are technically only allowed to eat pork from a hog that has had it's testicle bitten off by a priest.
It's also a little known fact (John Hodgman though surely is a aware of this one) that it was the abolition of this practice in the early 20th century with a shortage of priests and a need for pork meat during the Great War, that gave rise to practice of priests' sucking on the (usually) enscrotummed testicles of altar boys.
"Try as I might, I couldn't become possessed by the spirits of the dead." I love Australians.
Everything Australian newscasters say sounds like a question? There's only so much a person can take of this before he wants to stab out his eardrums? It's incredibly annoying?
if you think thats bad.ugh... i just saw that last part. well, this is just as bad.
John Saffran ain't a newscaster y'all he's sort of a comedian. Adrian – I’m delighted to see you are enjoying the cultural delights that we’ve shipped back. Between Mr. Saffran and Timtams it’s all good.
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