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He's got the lips of a blow-up sex doll!

Posted by Brendan | August 30, 2007 9:30 AM


Posted by libbertine | August 30, 2007 9:32 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | August 30, 2007 9:34 AM

Tennis blows. The M's blow like Larry Craig on 24-hour layover at SFO.

Go Sox! Destroy the Evil Empire!

Posted by Providence | August 30, 2007 9:38 AM

Or, root for the Sounders, who are actually making a run at not only the USL title, but the US Open Cup. After already beating both Chivas and Colorado of the MLS, they're playing FC Dallas on Sept. 4.

Posted by Emmett O'Connell | August 30, 2007 9:52 AM

The pennant/wild card race is still on, you know. Didn't you just call out fairweather fans yesterday?

Posted by buffalo | August 30, 2007 10:11 AM

Yes, this was a poor showing, but not the end of the world (as @6 points out).

There is a big series at the Yankees coming up which could determine the outcome of the wild-card race. Hopefully, the M's don't choke on that one too.

And, four more with the Angels in a few weeks (God forbid).

Posted by Mahtli69 | August 30, 2007 10:30 AM

My bad, Buffalo.

Posted by Dan Savage | August 30, 2007 10:35 AM

Still a lot of games to play. M's are having a tough stretch and blew a golden opportunity against the Angels, but I'm sure that they the M's themselves - they who matter most - aren't saying "fuck us".

Go M's!

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | August 30, 2007 10:49 AM

Yes, go Ms. I was having a moment of despair, in a bar, late at night, drunky, when I scheduled this post. Damn kirs at Liberty!

Posted by Dan Savage | August 30, 2007 11:05 AM

Can I root for both of them? Rafa is YUM-MAY!

Posted by Liana | August 30, 2007 11:36 AM

Fuck, I went to two of those friggin games. No fan frustration quite like your team getting pushed around by the team that's got the slimmest of leads over you in the division.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | August 30, 2007 11:47 AM

Oh, uh, but still go M's! Cleveland today 4:05p.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | August 30, 2007 11:51 AM

Dan, hush your mouth. It ain't over, until it's over. Go Ms!

Posted by chris | August 30, 2007 11:54 AM

New Rule: You can never bitch about pro athletes being anti-gay and homophobic and still attend their events!!!

Posted by Just Me | August 30, 2007 12:27 PM

Still routing for the M's, but Rafa is the MAN. Just check out those guns!

Posted by scharrera | August 30, 2007 1:38 PM

Hey, Savage, back off! You've had your shot at cradle robbing! (Just kidding, darling.)

Posted by Bauhaus | August 30, 2007 1:39 PM

Still routing for the M's, but Rafa is the MAN. Just check out those guns!

Posted by scharrera | August 30, 2007 2:04 PM

I heard the only reason any gay man would like sports is cause he's hot for the athletes. I guess that was true. Thanks for confirming that.

Posted by tree | August 30, 2007 10:37 PM

Oh yeah...Rafael is HOT. I can only stand to watch tennis if two hot guys are playing, but one Rafael will do it.

Baseball is okay as long as it's live...that ballpark atmosphere is priceless, but doesn't play on TV. And the players as a whole are not that cute, which makes me glad that their uniforms provide full, baggy coverage.

Posted by Kaija | August 31, 2007 5:30 AM

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