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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Double Wide, Baby

posted by on August 30 at 15:16 PM

Declarative Statement: The 1993 film Cliffhanger boasts the greatest trailer in the history of motion pictures.

Prove or disprove? (Feel free to show your work.)

Addendum #1: Can any classical music fans out there tell me the names of the songs used? I remember reading that they pieced together at least three.

Addendum #2: Why in the hell did they cut that ridiculously awesome final jump from the movie? Why?

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1

It's various movements of Mozart's Requiem.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 30, 2007 3:19 PM
2

Oooh--until the ending.

Actually, it's Dies Irae from the Requiem, and at the end, they moosh in a quote from the ending of Tchaikowsky's 1812 overture, and part of Carmina Burana.

That's just weird.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 30, 2007 3:21 PM
3

Thank you. You've done the Lord's work.

Posted by Andrew Wright | August 30, 2007 3:23 PM
4

Sweet holy moses.

Posted by kid icarus | August 30, 2007 3:29 PM
5

Napoleon @ 2 beat me to it, but for most of the section that was entirely Mozart they added cymbal crashes that aren't in the music.

Posted by Matt from Denver | August 30, 2007 3:31 PM
6

why was this movie so terrible in spite of the trailer?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 30, 2007 3:39 PM
7

You know, I don't remember that movie being all that great.

Nevertheless, this trailer has made me REALLY want to watch it again.

Posted by Miggs | August 30, 2007 3:40 PM
8

@6 @7 - it's a good bad movie - wholly improbable with all the good elements of a bad movie - bad guys that can't shoot straight, corny one-liners and a silly romantic subplot.

For fun, take a drink for every fake climbing moment ie a moment that anyone that climbs openly guffaws at. You'll be totally wasted after the opening scene.

Posted by sly motherfuckin stallone | August 30, 2007 3:51 PM
9

Tough to beat this trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKNVa5jnKmw

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 30, 2007 4:02 PM
10

from mozart's requiem, dies ire

Posted by matthew | August 30, 2007 4:16 PM
11

It was a great trailer. Sadly, the trailer was vastly better than the movie.

Posted by SDA in SEA | August 30, 2007 4:40 PM
12

Blackula:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n91uvgd9s3w

Can't Stop the Music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvcoz8VaZs

(Actually, I REALLY want to see this now)

And that's with minimal searching. C'mon, everyone. Show me up.

Posted by tabletop_joe | August 30, 2007 4:45 PM
13

Yup, Mozart Requiem, the Dies Irae movement, all but the last 20 seconds.

Posted by MadVal | August 30, 2007 4:55 PM
14

That's Northern Exposure's Janine Turner displaying some overwrought facial acting in this trailer. Whatever happened to her?

Posted by homage to me | August 30, 2007 4:56 PM
15

Cliffhanger is very watchable -- especially when compared to the calculated shitpiles that qualify as summer blockbusters these days.

My vote goes to the trailer for the first Alien http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9yEh5lUwZY

Imagine seeing this for the first time with no context but the imagery and the fucked up sounds.

Posted by j | August 30, 2007 5:18 PM
16

Magic, which will give small childern nightmares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7JJK8W-UQs

Posted by Gregg | August 30, 2007 5:44 PM
17

AAAAGH! the cymbals!
Is there some film composers' union rule that says you can't write a soundtrack score without the fucking suspended cymbal, even if you have to add it to Mozart?

. . .whhhhooOOSHHHHhhhhh. . .

Posted by gkb | August 30, 2007 5:51 PM
18

@15 You win. Best trailer ever.

Posted by tim | August 30, 2007 7:41 PM
19

If it doesn't have Elves, Hobbits, and Wizards, it's not in the running for best trailer ever.

Sorry.

Posted by Chris in Tampa | August 30, 2007 8:04 PM
20

Why the heck are the aliens from 3rd Rock trying to kill Sly Stallone?

Posted by yucca flower | August 30, 2007 8:10 PM
21

wtf, magic is horrible

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 30, 2007 9:08 PM
22

Homage: Janine Turner was felled by a nasty attack of dry eye.

Posted by leek | August 30, 2007 9:33 PM
23

I agree with Tim. The Alien trailer definitely wins.

Posted by David Wright | August 31, 2007 12:51 AM
24

addendum #2: 'cause it's a cliffhanger, duh.

at 7 and 11: i know!! please don't anybody rent this from on 15th in the next week...

at 12: man, talk about trailers that are probably wwwaaaaaayyyy better than the movies they advertise.

that is all.

Posted by nomi malone | August 31, 2007 1:27 AM

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