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at least vick is smart enough to listen to his lawyers. admit it, do the time, pay the fine - the details don't get aired, the NFL & your PR firm can begin designing your rehabilitation.

coming to your atlanta hawks in 2009! born-again animal shelter volunteer michael vick!

although, by 09, he'll be too old for the NFL! can we trade the seahawks to okie city & keep the sonics?

Posted by maxsolomon | August 21, 2007 10:59 AM
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Vick will repent his sins, say he has accepted Jesus as his lord and savior, and will be set for life as a right-wing pundit on Pox News.

Posted by ivan | August 21, 2007 11:22 AM
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It's gonna take one hell of an image maker for that happy ending. The man has to admit that he executed dogs. Jesus works for infidelity and alcoholism, but killing puppies? Good luck, Ookie.

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 21, 2007 12:28 PM
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If Michael Vick is ever allowed to play in the NFL again, I will be at Quest Field protesting his appearance in Seattle.

Posted by crazycatguy | August 21, 2007 12:41 PM
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Because poodles can't tap out

Posted by jackseattle | August 21, 2007 12:51 PM
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Lock him in a room with 3 or 4 extremely hungry pits for a couple hours then "put him down" if he doesn't perform well.

Posted by monkey | August 21, 2007 1:14 PM
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QBs dont hit their prime until after their 30th birthday.

that being said, a year in prison, a year suspended from the league, is 2 years of experience this guy needs.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 21, 2007 1:28 PM
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