Slog - Comments on Another One Bites The Dust

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:17:13 -0800

Wooooooooooooo!

Comment by tsm

tsm — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:18:35 -0800

Don't get so excited. Tomorrow he might deny it and say he doesn't, to his knowledge, recall ever sending in a letter of resignation.

Comment by SDA in SEA

SDA in SEA — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:22:45 -0800

The question is: which one of Satan's minions will Bush nominate to replace him?

Comment by Matt from Denver

Matt from Denver — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:24:31 -0800

I never thought it was possible, but Gonzo made me yearn for the days of Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:26:55 -0800

Wonkette was talking about possibly Chertoff to replace him, which is fucking ridiculous. But for now: hot damn!

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:34:58 -0800

How about Harriet Myers?

Comment by M

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:52:10 -0800

Hasta la vista brown man in the brownshirt.

Comment by jamesb

jamesb — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:55:29 -0800

Its a sad day for repression.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:05:01 -0800

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, fucktard.

Comment by JessB

JessB — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:21:41 -0800

A more pressing issue would be what kind of losers are gung-ho to replace all these assholes on the way out? Who wants to work for not only the worst president in history but a lame duck as well?

Comment by porter melmoth

porter melmoth — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:24:36 -0800

My farewell message to Gonzo is, as Porky Pig would say: Get out! Out! OUT!! OUT!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it sounds sick, but I hope Mikey Chertoff replaces him, so we can see Skullface broasted alive, as Jenna Bush said, 'on LIVE TV!'

Comment by Gitai

Gitai — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:37:45 -0800

Hmmm...I have a feeling that there's all manner of behind the scenes chicanery that precedes these resignations, things along the lines of, "We have this document. Would you like to resign or be arrested?"

Comment by whatever

whatever — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:42:41 -0800

#2 - Give him a break. Tomorrow it will be 24 hours. Can you remember exactly what you did yesterday?

Comment by Jimmy Legs

Jimmy Legs — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:54:34 -0800

Expect a recess appointment of somebody equally unqualified.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:09:41 -0800

Orrin Hatch was the other name being floated as a possible replacement.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:34:14 -0800

This is the song that my son played this morning when he heard the news.

And another one goes, another one goes, another one bites the dust ...

Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale

Lloyd Clydesdale — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:29:34 -0800

AG surely can't recall why he's resigning nor what he will be doing with himself from now on.